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Please don't tempt me to do shit like this. I already run out of pain medicine too soon every month.
There was a commercial that really got to me, the Red Bull soap box race ad. It looked just like the track at Portland. I was nearly tearing my arms off of my chair, and Tony was throwing a fit, "You're NOT doing it!"
I was going to put the ski boat in the swimming pool, tie it to the diving board and throttle it up one day, just to fuck with the neighbors, but Tony shot that one down too, even if I offered to clean the oily stains off of the tiles.
People talk about what happens to old athletes...what about old rednecks who can't do stunts anymore, and their pain? Nobody cares.
He is very lucky that it landed the way it did. I have jumped a few vehicles in my life(and I am not a redneck) and there is no pain like a compression on your spinal column.
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.\"
I have jumped a few vehicles in my life(and I am not a redneck)
You might be. Due to the immense quantity of criteria, I recommend that you have a full exam to determine whether or not you might be suffering from rednecism.
Just a suggestion. We'll still love you even if you are one. It's not like you're a leper.
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