There comes a a time.............

[spastic_chicken]

You guys can borrow my jackhammer, but I'm going to have to claim photo rights.

[StrayCat]

Ouch. I got bruises on my thighs that match the bruises on you ass. Maybe should leave the machinery out of it next time.....

[Vivian]

*Goes to find the knee pads.*

[StrayCat]

Just you wait.......

[Vivian]

Well, I guess it's a good thing I finally got some sleep then.

[StrayCat]

As always. Like I said. STAMINA

[Vivian]

Again?

[StrayCat]

Where is my mistress? I'm in a mood............

[Bob Kinee]

People tend to confuse the "Sopranos, smells, city-like conditions, and a-holes of north jersey with the "clean air, rednecks, and quite neighborhoods" of Southern New Jersey. you would be surprised at the misconceptions. Its two different worlds completely...and I HATE northern NJ with a passion. I am also a PA boy who just moved to South Jersey about 3 months ago...so I am not a "pureblood" LOL!

[StrayCat]

i never get in on the good sex anymore, LOL!

YOU"RE IN NEW JERSEY!!!!! With all of the STDs and shit going on up there there has GOT to be SOME good stuff going on....

I actually have a picture of myself in front of the " welcome to new jersey" sighn the have on the freeway. I am holding a peice of white posterboard that reads, " welcome to the asshole of the world". then we went back south because i refuse to go into new jersey. But at the same time i refuse to go to kentucky again either. You remember that trip to CW coach chase?....That fucking blowed. I broke down on the way there with one car in kentucky, and then broke fown again with a completely different car on the way back. ALMOST IN THE SAME SPOT!!

[JaxStraw]

I suppose you could pick up a boyfriend, but masturbation lasts a lot longer.

You need another boyfriend then. My girlfriend starts complainning after a couple of hours how sore she is..

[Bob Kinee]

What quarrels? This all just sounds like good sex to me.

-denise

i never get in on the good sex anymore, LOL!

[Morella]

What quarrels? This all just sounds like good sex to me.

-denise

[Bob Kinee]

Oh what tangled webs we weave in our lovers quarrels.

[StrayCat]

< sang to the the music of "white christmas"

I'm dreaming of a wet pussy
Just like the ones I used to eat,
When my cock stiffens,
And your pussy glistens
And that suprised look when i miss and hit your ass.........................