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  • My ass.........(stolen from another board)

    .......has betrayed me!


    Seriously. You ever been sitting there by yourself, and you have to fart, so you give it a little push? Ever have one of those farts seep out of your ass, look you dead in the face and bitchslap the taste out of your mouth and the smell out of your nose?

    Yeah, it's one of those. It's fucking mutiny, I tell ya. I have never felt so sorry for a chair before in my life. I can actually see this fart. I know I'm not hallucinating because my dogs took one look at this fart and got the fuck out of the room. It's that mean looking. I can't fucking breathe. Seriously, I need a doctor. Or a cop. This has got to be some sort of terrorist attack. I'm afraid that if I open the window, it'll kill the neighbors cats as well as my lawn. I am living in fear of my own ass.

    Pray for me. My asshole is obviously possessed.

  • #2
    AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA

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    • #3
      Now thats some Funny SHIT! Literally!

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      • #4
        Did it feel squishy?

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        • #5
          What did it taste like?

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          • #6
            Damn, now I'm hungry.

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            • #7
              Are you going to give your ass back to that other board?

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              • #8
                I think you need to punish your ass for being so cruel to you. No shitting for a week, that will teach it not to act that way in front of you. Or behind you for that matter...
                Last edited by msc0nduct; 03-02-2008, 04:46 PM.

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                • #9
                  Laughing so hard I think i let one slip too.

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                  • #10
                    Tony, I read this to my hubby and he died laughing. He sooo thinks your funny and wants to hang out with you. I told him he was retarded.

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                    • #11
                      Good we can both ride the short bus to hell.

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