So, I was thinking.....

[Psychoholic]

Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Races Only Little Electric Trains

I've got no brand loyalty - I just hate seeing old fords with smallblock chevy's in them (I do hate 350's for some reason)

[Scary Guy]

Flipped over riding dumpster. (heard it from my friend Bo years ago in highschool).

My first car was a 1986 Ford Topaz... It was a graduation present... I GAVE IT BACK!

[tonytheskin]

Im a Ford guy married to a Chevy girl and she had me post this


Hey opposites attract

[pyro]

With the right gears in the rear, that boat will rock. I have a 63 Cad 4 door with 2.71 gears. It is a turd. Had a 63 cad with 3.21 gears. Made a world of difference. Much better. Can hardly wait to see what the 3.77 gears in the 63 MM will do. The motors in the 63 Cad are all 390's.

BTW, I'm a GM guy all the way. Fuck ford.

[Custom Coffin Works]

FORD
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
Ford Pinto: Flaming Oven Roasted Driver-Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
For Old Retired Drunks
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
First On Recall Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R & D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen
Found On Road Draggin
Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster
Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Repair Day
FORD Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department
LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit

There...all better now...

[Custom Coffin Works]

[QUOTE=STODD;35123]It'll still be a boat anchor on wheels.../QUOTE] Edited to be more friendly

[StrayCat]

Eh, scratch th swap idea. I did some research, and even if the 340 has been freshly rebuilt, this flathead will outlast it 4 times over if properly maintained. I am going to get the headers and dual carb intake for it tho. And the overdrive unit. So then my max speed will be around 80mph and it won't take me quite as long to get to that speed.

[StrayCat]

man, the cars too small, melted down into an anchor it might ( and i use the tern might loosely) hold a bass boat in place. But nothing looks likes a early 50's model car. I love it.

[STODD]

Bro, easy there. I was nowhere near serious. I guess I should have put some of those smiley thingies in the post or something. Relax, we're cool.

Brand rivalry is all part of the fun. In the hotrod world, I go by the moniker of Johnny Ford and am quasi famous - at least in California - so "defending my namesake is a given...

But always remember, I only come online to have fun and it is a given I'm doing exactly that when I post.

So please, if you're going to talk about your boat anchor going faster...do it and then brag, because that thing should be sold to the Navy to be melted down in order to make a new anchor to keep some battleship from floating away with the tide...

I was just havin fun bro sheesh.Plus, I stole it from another site. To each their own. I'd love to have a 64 Thunderchicken. I have wanted one since I was a kid. But I love the Plymouth. It looks good and runs great, it's just slow as christmas with it's stock set up. All new cars are crap. My car was built during a time where people didn't go..."omg you're a loser cause you drive a (insert random domestic car name here)". I drive this car daily. Many people praise me for it, some call me a fool. Both are right. I dont give a shit if i have to turn a wrench on it every day, I do it and enjoy it. I am one of the few people left in the world that just doesn't give a shit.That drives the cars they love to drive regardless or how much of a pain in the ass it is. I could have a honda as a daily driver just as easy as I have the 51 as a daily driver, hell, I am smart enough to know that would make more economic sense, but I wouldn't be at all happy with it.

Plus....AAA with unlimited towing milliage makes my choices in life A FUCKTON easier.

[Psychoholic]

That thing is so small it'd probably run like a raped ape with a real motor/trans setup in it. But if you put a real motor in it, I'll have to put a real motor in the BERRKK so I don't get left behind when we go somewhere.

In regards to brand loyalty - I've got a Chevy, Buick, Cadillac, Ford and a Toyota - of all of them the Toyota is the only one that has been dead nuts reliable. Of them the one I'd rather drive is the Caddy, but it takes some negotiation and some 'arise chicken, arise' chanting just to get her started on most days.

[Highbars]

Could you stuff a 440 mag in there and wouldn't it be even more fun.....

[randyaz]

Of dropping a 340 6pack with a 4 speed in the 51 plymouth... Thoughts?

Son your drive me to drinkin if you dont stop driving that...hot...rod.......plymouth?


sorry...couldnt resist

[StrayCat]

I was just havin fun bro sheesh.Plus, I stole it from another site. To each their own. I'd love to have a 64 Thunderchicken. I have wanted one since I was a kid. But I love the Plymouth. It looks good and runs great, it's just slow as christmas with it's stock set up. All new cars are crap. My car was built during a time where people didn't go..."omg you're a loser cause you drive a (insert random domestic car name here)". I drive this car daily. Many people praise me for it, some call me a fool. Both are right. I dont give a shit if i have to turn a wrench on it every day, I do it and enjoy it. I am one of the few people left in the world that just doesn't give a shit.That drives the cars they love to drive regardless or how much of a pain in the ass it is. I could have a honda as a daily driver just as easy as I have the 51 as a daily driver, hell, I am smart enough to know that would make more economic sense, but I wouldn't be at all happy with it.

Plus....AAA with unlimited towing milliage makes my choices in life A FUCKTON easier.

[STODD]

Wow, you certainly spent a little time compiling that list.
Wanna know my response?
Who's getting bailed out?
What are they calling them now?
Government Motors and Fiat Motors of America?
Yeah, something like that...
I mean, c'mon, everyone knows only the best car companies are owned by the government!
What a bunch of losers over at Ford. Fuck, they can't even run their company into the ground like General Motors or Chrysler have...
Sorry bro, not matter how many "isms" you come up with for Ford, no other domestic can touch them.

[StrayCat]

FORD
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
Ford Pinto: Flaming Oven Roasted Driver-Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
For Old Retired Drunks
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
First On Recall Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R & D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen
Found On Road Draggin
Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster
Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Repair Day
FORD Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department
LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit