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OMG The condom commercial is great.Comment
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And oh, so true. Sometimes I wonder if all of the new laws that are being passed to fuck things up for parents are just to discourage people from having children.
The stepchildren came with Tony, and I thought that I could handle them, but there have been times when I've wanted to just get up and leave. Currently, one kid has run off with a bartender, and we pay a third of our gross income to them in child support for one more year. The other one was a straight A student and in line for a scholarship, but she met some retarded friends (one was the one who stole my Ruger), she spends all of her time with them, and she'll probably end up working as a waitress, if she can't get a scholarship to a state university. Condoms, tube ties, vasectomies are great ways to preserve your happiness, but if you're already living with it, all you can do is learn not to worry about the shit that you can't change.
Go Trojans!Comment
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God dammit, that first one was funny as hell too.
Horizon Airlines bought a jet that had an 8-track or some kind of loop player, and the music sounded pretty cool. It was in French, so they didn't know what it said, but they put it into passenger service. One day, a woman who spoke French rode on the plane and nearly had a heart attack. I don't know exactly what the words were, but "I wanna fuck you in the ass" probably wasn't far off.
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