Most Women Would Be Offended.

[LadyChauffer]

Little Johnny asks his mother, "Mommy, why do brides wear white?"
Little Johnny's mother smiles and says, "Son, it is to prove to his family that his bride is pure."
Little Johnny goes to his dad and says, "Daddy, why do brides wear white?"
Little Johnny's dad says "Son, don't you know that all household appliances come in white?"

[Scary Guy]

Not true, they usually come in black and stainless steel now as well.

Sorry I suck the fun out of anything.

[EvilManor]

Not true, they usually come in black and stainless steel now as well.

Sorry I suck the fun out of anything.

I've seen black brides, but never a stainless steel one

[LadyChauffer]

I've seen black brides, but never a stainless steel one

Nah, there are stainless steel ones. You can purchase them from Japan for a few thousand. They just have latex and rubber skin and a big battery.

[Scary Guy]

[LadyChauffer]

I love Futurama, but that is wrong. lol. Isn't there a law against sex with robots?

[Scary Guy]

I love Futurama, but that is wrong. lol. Isn't there a law against sex with robots?

No, just animals and corpses. Fucking a toaster offends no one... except maybe the toaster company... if they somehow found out.

[LadyChauffer]

No, just animals and corpses. Fucking a toaster offends no one... except maybe the toaster company... if they somehow found out.

Unless it's the repairman sent to fix the toaster. He's in for a sticky and possibly crunchy surprise. What if it got stuck? Try explaining that one to the doctors at the ER.

[LadyChauffer]

http://www.zprod.org/PG/machines/sexedRobots.htm

Ok, I found robots fucking. This is so weird. It's strange that an inventor took the time to design these things.

[Scary Guy]

Just look up fucking machines on google. The basic concept is you attach a dildo to a drill or some other device. Most attach it like a piston onto a disk spun by a motor.

I'm probably not saying anything you didn't know already though.

Yet the robot feels nothing, it's almost a waste IMO.

[LadyChauffer]

yeah, I've seen those toys before. You're right. I'm a provert what can I say. lol. My other half was trying to get me to agree to playing with his powertools. It is a wee bit intimidating.... so I said no. I prefer my cars and gravel roads. That's the closest to technophilia I will get. I actually have a fear of robots. The one thing I really dislike in commercial haunted houses are animatronics. I went to The Beast in Kansas City a few years ago and got maimed by the animatronic alligator that jumps out on the floor. The hydrolics were too loose and it flew a few more feet across the floor than it should have. I broke my ankle on the damn thing and they wouldn't pay for my hospital bills even though it was their fault the machine malfunctioned. Oh, well, that's my soapbox.... but yes I have a fear of machines that I cannot control.

[Psychoholic]

Yet the robot feels nothing, it's almost a waste IMO.

"I want you to know I faked every orgasm!"
"Why should I care? I got off."

=)

[HearseHaunter]

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[EternalCombustion]

Just look up fucking machines on google. The basic concept is you attach a dildo to a drill or some other device. Most attach it like a piston onto a disk spun by a motor.

I'm probably not saying anything you didn't know already though.

Yet the robot feels nothing, it's almost a waste IMO.

That reminds me of the news story a few months ago where a couple attached a plastic dildo on a reciprocating saw. These idiots actually stuck the "Plastic" dildo over the damn blade. How can you not know that a blade that cuts through wood and metal would have no trouble with plastic.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Wom...l?corder=&pg=1

[Highbars]

www.fuckingmachines.com sex at 350 RPM.... not to mention what they do with a kitchen-aid mixer....