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Acting the maggot Behaving in a manner indicative of a lack of seriousness
"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the cunting maggots you little fuckin' arsehole cunts."
Arse Ass
"Fuck me lads, my arse is like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."
Back doors kicked in The act of anally raping a man
"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me fuckin' back doors in."
Barse The part of a man's body between his balls and arse
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
Bet Alarmingly unattractive (as in 'bet with the ugly stick')
"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."
Boat Face (rhyming slang from 'boat race')
"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a fuckin' bag of dead rats."
Bogger Person from the Countryside
"The thick cunt dragged an acre of shit into the shop with him, that's fucking boggers for you."
Boxed off Sorted. Arranged satisfactorily.
"After the shit, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."
Cacks Underwear
"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."
Clackers Testicles
"Jesus, love. Call an ambulance for fuck's sake. You're after tearing the clackers off me."
Clonmel Smell
"There's a fierce Clonmel off yer one."
Cocknose An aesthetically deficient individual
"Who? Cocknose over there? He's got a face like a bag of camel's tits. "
Cosbies Small, sherical fecal matter
"Don't go in there for ten minutes lads. The cosbies were in a car crash"
Crafty Butcher Homosexual (likes his meat round the back door)
"If the crafty butcher there at the bar looks at me again, I'll spark the daft cunt."
Cunt butter The butter that spurts from a woman's womble (also 'Fanny batter')
"I flicked her bean like Jimi Hendrix played his banjo and the dirty bitch soaked me face in cunt butter."
Cute Hoor Someone who quietly has one up on everyone
"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."
Dirtball Unpleasant character. Scumbag.
"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some fucking dirtball"
Double Bagger A physically toned woman with disproportionately unattractive facial features (a bag for their head and one for yours, just in case)
"Jesus, you pulled some fucking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn"
Fair Play Commendable behaviour
"Did you see him box Tubridy's fucking jaw for him? Fair play."
Fanny Fart Trapped wind released from the vagina. a queef.
"I was about to perform cunnilingus on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."
Fannyballs A transexual
"That one off Tellybingo is some fuckin' fannyballs."
Feak The act of sexual intercourse
"I'd feak the box off her"
Fizzy Bumming Inserting ecstacy tablets into your anus
"Will you sign our petition to stop John Brady fizzy bumming?"
Flaming Intoxicated
"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."
Flange Vagina (also 'Minge', 'Gee')
"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"
Flatten me Engage me in sexual intercourse
"Sheamus, you little fuck, when you've finished fucking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and fucking flatten me."
Flute Penis
"Anyone got the number of an Ambulance lads? She's after nearly pullin' the flute off me."
Fuckhole The absolute lowest of the low; a total waste (can of course be used in friendly circumstances) <SPAN class=style3>
</SPAN>"Goodnight fuckholes"
Fuckwit Someone who is generally disagreeable
"Jeremy Clarkson is such a fucking pompous, oversized cunt-headed, fucking arsehole cunt fuckwit."
Fun bags Large breasts
"Jesus, the fun bags on her. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."
Gaff Abode
"I'm actually going to knock the cunt's gaff down with a fucking hammer."
Gee Vagina
"What the fuck are ya looking at? I'll tear the gee off ya if ya don't fuck off"
Geebag Unpopular female (rhymes with 'teabag')
"...and his mother? Talk about a fucking geebag."
Get yer oats To engage in sexual intercourse
"For the love of God man, will you fuck off out and get yer oats!?"
Gibblets Female genitals
"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the gibblets off her."
Gobshite Exclamation of disapproval at anyone or anything
"Get outta the way you fecking gobshite!!"
Grease flaps A woman's moist vaginal doors (also 'Beef Curtains')
"Despite my best efforts, her grease flaps kept making my knob hit the sheets."
Growler A grubby and generally unkempt vaginal area
"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."
Gyppo A dirty itinerent
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo fuck what just stole your dog."
High falutin Having delusions of grandeur
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin prick, look at the fuckin' hair on him."
Hole Anus
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."
Hoop Anus
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"
Horse it in To be sexually ravaged
"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just fuckin' horse it into me!"
Jap's Eye Male urethral opening
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"
Johnny Male prophylactic
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"
Knobjockey Homosexual (also 'Arsebandit')
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the fuckin' knobjockey."
Knobrot A sexually transmitted infection
"Jesus sufferin' fuck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"
Knock the hole off To have intercourse with
"Fuck it, I'll knock the hole off her."
Lad Penis
"I'm after gluing my lad to my fuckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."
Lamp it into to me boss Make love to me at your next convenience
"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pricking around and lamp it into me boss!"
Langer Male genitals. Colourful insult.
"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a fucking langer."
Lash Someone with whom you would like to engage in sexual intercourse
"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, fuck me."
Loosebit Female of the species (also 'Bird')
"My knobs going to atrophy and fucking fall off I don't get a loosebit tonight."
Minge A lady's part
"I was going down on her, but couldn't get past her minge - 'twas like gettin stuck in a hedge!"
Mingin' Displeasing to the eye (also 'Manky'). Unclean.. Smelly.
"Mingin'? If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall"
Mongo Sap Someone who doesn't know whether he's comin' or goin after a two day pill fest
"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye fuckin' mongo sap!"
Neddy a fool
"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the prick."
Nut custard Semen
"Lord Jesus, the poor girl was covered in nut custard."
On thee job Fucking your wife
"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was home on thee job."
One Woman (also 'Wan')
"Jesus, did you see yer one? I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry."
Padjo Tramp or gypsey (also 'Gyppo', 'Knacker' or 'Thieving, thieving fuck')
"You and your fucking stinking family can fuck off away from my roof slates, ya fuckin' Padjo!"
Pego Gentleman's tadger (also 'John Thomas', 'Flute', 'Langer', 'Bobby Dangler', 'Pork Sword')
"Tell me, young waif, would you be prepared to touch my pego for sixpence?"
Pie Retention The act of gaining weight
"Water retention is it, love? More like fucking pie retention."
Pipe Penis
"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in fucking Xtravision, the little harpy."
Pissflaps The outer lips of the vulva or the vagina
"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's fucking killing me."
Plums Testicles
"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye cunt."
"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the cunting maggots you little fuckin' arsehole cunts."
Arse Ass
"Fuck me lads, my arse is like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."
Back doors kicked in The act of anally raping a man
"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me fuckin' back doors in."
Barse The part of a man's body between his balls and arse
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
Bet Alarmingly unattractive (as in 'bet with the ugly stick')
"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."
Boat Face (rhyming slang from 'boat race')
"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a fuckin' bag of dead rats."
Bogger Person from the Countryside
"The thick cunt dragged an acre of shit into the shop with him, that's fucking boggers for you."
Boxed off Sorted. Arranged satisfactorily.
"After the shit, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."
Cacks Underwear
"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."
Clackers Testicles
"Jesus, love. Call an ambulance for fuck's sake. You're after tearing the clackers off me."
Clonmel Smell
"There's a fierce Clonmel off yer one."
Cocknose An aesthetically deficient individual
"Who? Cocknose over there? He's got a face like a bag of camel's tits. "
Cosbies Small, sherical fecal matter
"Don't go in there for ten minutes lads. The cosbies were in a car crash"
Crafty Butcher Homosexual (likes his meat round the back door)
"If the crafty butcher there at the bar looks at me again, I'll spark the daft cunt."
Cunt butter The butter that spurts from a woman's womble (also 'Fanny batter')
"I flicked her bean like Jimi Hendrix played his banjo and the dirty bitch soaked me face in cunt butter."
Cute Hoor Someone who quietly has one up on everyone
"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."
Dirtball Unpleasant character. Scumbag.
"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some fucking dirtball"
Double Bagger A physically toned woman with disproportionately unattractive facial features (a bag for their head and one for yours, just in case)
"Jesus, you pulled some fucking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn"
Fair Play Commendable behaviour
"Did you see him box Tubridy's fucking jaw for him? Fair play."
Fanny Fart Trapped wind released from the vagina. a queef.
"I was about to perform cunnilingus on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."
Fannyballs A transexual
"That one off Tellybingo is some fuckin' fannyballs."
Feak The act of sexual intercourse
"I'd feak the box off her"
Fizzy Bumming Inserting ecstacy tablets into your anus
"Will you sign our petition to stop John Brady fizzy bumming?"
Flaming Intoxicated
"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."
Flange Vagina (also 'Minge', 'Gee')
"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"
Flatten me Engage me in sexual intercourse
"Sheamus, you little fuck, when you've finished fucking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and fucking flatten me."
Flute Penis
"Anyone got the number of an Ambulance lads? She's after nearly pullin' the flute off me."
Fuckhole The absolute lowest of the low; a total waste (can of course be used in friendly circumstances) <SPAN class=style3>
</SPAN>"Goodnight fuckholes"
Fuckwit Someone who is generally disagreeable
"Jeremy Clarkson is such a fucking pompous, oversized cunt-headed, fucking arsehole cunt fuckwit."
Fun bags Large breasts
"Jesus, the fun bags on her. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."
Gaff Abode
"I'm actually going to knock the cunt's gaff down with a fucking hammer."
Gee Vagina
"What the fuck are ya looking at? I'll tear the gee off ya if ya don't fuck off"
Geebag Unpopular female (rhymes with 'teabag')
"...and his mother? Talk about a fucking geebag."
Get yer oats To engage in sexual intercourse
"For the love of God man, will you fuck off out and get yer oats!?"
Gibblets Female genitals
"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the gibblets off her."
Gobshite Exclamation of disapproval at anyone or anything
"Get outta the way you fecking gobshite!!"
Grease flaps A woman's moist vaginal doors (also 'Beef Curtains')
"Despite my best efforts, her grease flaps kept making my knob hit the sheets."
Growler A grubby and generally unkempt vaginal area
"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."
Gyppo A dirty itinerent
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo fuck what just stole your dog."
High falutin Having delusions of grandeur
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin prick, look at the fuckin' hair on him."
Hole Anus
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."
Hoop Anus
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"
Horse it in To be sexually ravaged
"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just fuckin' horse it into me!"
Jap's Eye Male urethral opening
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"
Johnny Male prophylactic
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"
Knobjockey Homosexual (also 'Arsebandit')
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the fuckin' knobjockey."
Knobrot A sexually transmitted infection
"Jesus sufferin' fuck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"
Knock the hole off To have intercourse with
"Fuck it, I'll knock the hole off her."
Lad Penis
"I'm after gluing my lad to my fuckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."
Lamp it into to me boss Make love to me at your next convenience
"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pricking around and lamp it into me boss!"
Langer Male genitals. Colourful insult.
"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a fucking langer."
Lash Someone with whom you would like to engage in sexual intercourse
"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, fuck me."
Loosebit Female of the species (also 'Bird')
"My knobs going to atrophy and fucking fall off I don't get a loosebit tonight."
Minge A lady's part
"I was going down on her, but couldn't get past her minge - 'twas like gettin stuck in a hedge!"
Mingin' Displeasing to the eye (also 'Manky'). Unclean.. Smelly.
"Mingin'? If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall"
Mongo Sap Someone who doesn't know whether he's comin' or goin after a two day pill fest
"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye fuckin' mongo sap!"
Neddy a fool
"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the prick."
Nut custard Semen
"Lord Jesus, the poor girl was covered in nut custard."
On thee job Fucking your wife
"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was home on thee job."
One Woman (also 'Wan')
"Jesus, did you see yer one? I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry."
Padjo Tramp or gypsey (also 'Gyppo', 'Knacker' or 'Thieving, thieving fuck')
"You and your fucking stinking family can fuck off away from my roof slates, ya fuckin' Padjo!"
Pego Gentleman's tadger (also 'John Thomas', 'Flute', 'Langer', 'Bobby Dangler', 'Pork Sword')
"Tell me, young waif, would you be prepared to touch my pego for sixpence?"
Pie Retention The act of gaining weight
"Water retention is it, love? More like fucking pie retention."
Pipe Penis
"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in fucking Xtravision, the little harpy."
Pissflaps The outer lips of the vulva or the vagina
"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's fucking killing me."
Plums Testicles
"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye cunt."
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