Hearse Con pictures! Lots of fucking pictures...

[cataura]

Great turn out and awesome pics!

[Dasvigo]

GA+Dead-Ends=sausagefest, Although women outnumber men greatly in GA, problem is there all HUGE black women,

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Brutal Honesty meets Raging Hormones

Take this for what you will, and I hope nobody misunderstands me...

1) I think it is a good thing I didn't make it to HC'08. Had I been there, I would be dead from one of three cenarios. Viagra overdose, rape victim revenge, or rape victim's protective signifigant other's beating my ass to a bloody stain in the street.

2) PSY, If you happen to think some ladies have had a slice of cake too many, send them my way. I promise, you won't have to see them in any state of undress you don't choose to. It will be my job to keep them happy.

3) Zach, I'm jealous of you. How is it you can get people to come half way accross the country for your events, and we can't get more than 20% of our club in the same county on purpose much less on accident? Must be the hair...

[Psychoholic]

2) PSY, If you happen to think some ladies have had a slice of cake too many, send them my way. I promise, you won't have to see them in any state of undress you don't choose to. It will be my job to keep them happy.

And we appreciate you taking one for the team!

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Dude! I'll take more than one

[Zachary]

3) Zach, I'm jealous of you. How is it you can get people to come half way accross the country for your events, and we can't get more than 20% of our club in the same county on purpose much less on accident? Must be the hair...

Well in fairness one Texas county is the equivalent of four normal states!

Seriously though, I think it's a sign of the times for smaller clubs. For years the only options for going to a big car show was either to go to a regular car show which was not a huge amount of fun for a hearse owner, you know, being a "novelty" at the event, or going to a PCS meet where god knows what kind of snotty treatment you'd get (as someone who has gotten his fair share of it, I can assure you, there is more than enough snottiness in the PCS to go around)

So yeah, I think the smaller hearse clubs are getting big enough to where we can actually engage in big events and see some support for them.

Oh yeah, and I used sex to sell the event and came through on the promise (although I have no data to support findings that any sex was actually had as a result of my meet, I have to think that someone got laid during or directly following the event, which makes me get that warm fuzzy feeling)

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Sex Sells

Okay, in all fairness, sex does sell. But since it appears that most all the females we have in the club are "taken" or just not that festive, I'll have to use my own sex as a lure... Shit... We're screwed...

Is there anywhere I can hire Goth hookers???

[mdeanr]

lol