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Obama has just won the 2009 Heisman.
Even though NHL season just started, I have received word that Obama has just won the Stanley Cup.
As Obama was driving to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he accidentally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
Despite being only a few weeks into this season, Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazilian yards, leading the Kenyan Unicorns to their first Super Bowl victory. Well done, Captain Awesome.
Imma let you finish, Bearded Dude — but I deserve this Grammy:
Also while you were getting a cup of coffee, Obama just won the Tour de France.
Even though NHL season just started, I have received word that Obama has just won the Stanley Cup.
As Obama was driving to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he accidentally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
Despite being only a few weeks into this season, Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazilian yards, leading the Kenyan Unicorns to their first Super Bowl victory. Well done, Captain Awesome.
Imma let you finish, Bearded Dude — but I deserve this Grammy:
Also while you were getting a cup of coffee, Obama just won the Tour de France.
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