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Saturday night Denise(Hellcat) and I had dinner with her sister, the kids, husband, and another couple they go to church with and their 2 little girls. All the kids love me and always want to sit near me, so I ended up with my niece and one of the other couples daughters on each side of me. Denise says they wouldn't like me if they knew what an asshole I really was...lol.
So I am coloring and playing games with the kids while we wait for our food and suddenly the 7 year old girl asks "do you go to our church?".
I say no I don't.
She says "where do you go?".
I tell her I just stay home and she looks at me funny like she doesn't understand why I don't go to church.
Then my 6 year old niece looks at the girl very serious and says "he only prays for zombies".
He only prays for zombies!!!!! I love my niece.
She then drew me a picture of a zombie bride and groom all covered in blood and missing limbs.
Her dad said she drew a giant zombie on the driveway with sidewalk chalk last week. He asked her if that was Frankenstein, and she said "no, it's a zombie, can't you see his eyeball hanging out".
And for the record the ONLY zombie stuff I have shown her is the game Plants vs. zombies, so where she is getting all the blood and gore stuff from I have no idea.
So I am coloring and playing games with the kids while we wait for our food and suddenly the 7 year old girl asks "do you go to our church?".
I say no I don't.
She says "where do you go?".
I tell her I just stay home and she looks at me funny like she doesn't understand why I don't go to church.
Then my 6 year old niece looks at the girl very serious and says "he only prays for zombies".
He only prays for zombies!!!!! I love my niece.
She then drew me a picture of a zombie bride and groom all covered in blood and missing limbs.
Her dad said she drew a giant zombie on the driveway with sidewalk chalk last week. He asked her if that was Frankenstein, and she said "no, it's a zombie, can't you see his eyeball hanging out".
And for the record the ONLY zombie stuff I have shown her is the game Plants vs. zombies, so where she is getting all the blood and gore stuff from I have no idea.
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