How to fuck with a kid in a sports car.

[Morella]

I was driving back to work, stopped in the middle lane with some kid in a sports car behind me. When the light turned green, I put on my left turn signal and started to move over, when this kid punched it and cut me off. Well, that was fucking rude, cutting off an old lady in an old 70's luxury car like that.

What he didn't know was that this old lady's car has a 60's 440 Magnum repro engine under the hood. I moved back over into the middle lane and stopped next him at the next light. I revved the engine up a little so that he would look at me, I got out my clip-on sunglasses, showed them to him, put them on and flipped them down. Then I turned off the AC and held the engine at 1800 rpm stall speed.

When the light turned green, the Chrysler took off like a rocket. The wheels didn't even screech. That little sports car's engine wound up high, but my cam kicks in at 2200 and I was in front of him in his lane before we got halfway to the next light. When we stopped, I took off my clip-on glasses, waved them back over the top of the seat so he could see them, and put them away. He did not look too happy.

So the motto of the story is, watch who you cut off. It might be a middle-aged lady with clip-on sunglasses.

-dee

[kaptinkaos]

[rum_runner69]

well I guess that'll learn him lol

[northgahearse]

[Psychoholic]

That is awesome

[Luciferica F.D.]

lmfao, my kinda middle aged lady...used to do that in the 65' Fury often...lmfao

[Zachary]

Nice. My 64 CB holds her own pretty well against any of the newer cars, but I don't stand a chance in most of my Caddies.

[Guest]

hey zach why don't you take that picture to kinkos and have it printed up poster size. it would be a good motivational poster for me here at the office. you could sell them online for a fund raiser thing

[disPAIN'Sbac]

I was driving back to work, stopped in the middle lane with some kid in a sports car behind me. When the light turned green, I put on my left turn signal and started to move over, when this kid punched it and cut me off. Well, that was fucking rude, cutting off an old lady in an old 70's luxury car like that.

What he didn't know was that this old lady's car has a 60's 440 Magnum repro engine under the hood. I moved back over into the middle lane and stopped next him at the next light. I revved the engine up a little so that he would look at me, I got out my clip-on sunglasses, showed them to him, put them on and flipped them down. Then I turned off the AC and held the engine at 1800 rpm stall speed.

When the light turned green, the Chrysler took off like a rocket. The wheels didn't even screech. That little sports car's engine wound up high, but my cam kicks in at 2200 and I was in front of him in his lane before we got halfway to the next light. When we stopped, I took off my clip-on glasses, waved them back over the top of the seat so he could see them, and put them away. He did not look too happy.

So the motto of the story is, watch who you cut off. It might be a middle-aged lady with clip-on sunglasses.

-dee

I heart sleepers

[Luciferica F.D.]

hey zach why don't you take that picture to kinkos and have it printed up poster size. it would be a good motivational poster for me here at the office. you could sell them online for a fund raiser thing

LMFAO that'd be great..

[Psychoholic]

Nice. My 64 CB holds her own pretty well against any of the newer cars, but I don't stand a chance in most of my Caddies.

Bah, your '64 CB doesn't hold it's own to a certain Caddy either, you knob.

[Zachary]

Incidentally since you asked, the shirts were mailed out today with some extra stuff to make up for the long ass delay. I sent them 3 day priority.

[JaxStraw]

Do they come if fat people sizes?

[Morella]

Incidentally since you asked, the shirts were mailed out today with some extra stuff to make up for the long ass delay. I sent them 3 day priority.

I hope you didn't lose money on them. I wouldn't want that.