anyone seen the movie "the hearse" ?

[Guest]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080853/



just wondered if it's worth trying to get.

[Fire Freak]

Probably only as a novelty. Look at the user rating 3.1/10. With 308 votes.

[Guest]

Probably only as a novelty. Look at the user rating 3.1/10. With 308 votes.

well, you never know about those things. i love B movies

[Zachary]

I love B movies too, but as someone who keeps getting copies of this movie for his birthday and Christmas, I can tell you, it's a fucking curse.

The movie has shit for acting, and I am not talking just like the shit acting from the He-Man motion picture, but more like it seemed like everyone just woke up and didn't read the script.

The dialogue is hacky and boring, and the movie is about 75 more minutes long than it should have been and to top it all off the hearse is one of those dorky looking shitbox Packard hearses (Packards suck by the way guys...even though some collectors think they are gold they were actually the ghetto version of the Cadillac back in the day AND they look like retarded bubble gum machines) and even if you DID like Packard hearses, there's something like a grand total of 2 minutes of footage of the hearse and the rest of it is centered around the main character, some broad with feathered hair whose voice is roughly akin to raping a cat, in terms of pleasant sounds.

Oh yeah, and the ending makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Fuck that movie.

I'd recommend The Ambulance though. B movie, still has shit for acting (but at least you can tell it's a lack of a decent director and not the actors fault (average B movie problem) there is a KICK ASS hightop Lifeliner in it with a spooky ass green glow coming from inside and the entire movie is riddled with the ambulance just absolutely ruining peoples shit and it's actually kind of a creepy concept (old ass ambulance whose drivers poison you, then respond to the 911 call before the real ambulance does, they take you away and then experiment on you)

[61 hearse]

I just bought "The hearse" off of Ebay.
I got it last week but haven't watched it yet.
Sounds like the hearse doesn't have a very big part in the movie.
Pretty sucky for a movie with a title like "the hearse"!

[CHAINSAW]

That movie is a piece of crap. I want that hour and half of my life back.

[HearseHaunter]

Ryan, if you want to borrow it let me know. I have "The Hearse" and "Dead End" on DVD.

[Guest]

Ryan, if you want to borrow it let me know. I have "The Hearse" and "Dead End" on DVD.

hey i saw "dead end" at the video rental.

i hoped someone was doing some kind of monster bash pre-party.

maybe a little movie watching is in order.

[Guest]

I'd recommend The Ambulance though.

thanks for the review, i'll try to get ahold of that one

[Chace]

I love B Movies, hell I'm a Tromite...but yeah The Hearse blows...I do agree, the Ambulance is pretty good though.