I really dislike the band 'Ghost'

[Psychoholic]

Short story.

A buddy of mine that is a known metal head was pretty excited about the idea of the new Ghost album coming out and I had never heard them. I did some research on them and they have probably the most metal look of any band I've ever seen. The pictures were badass, the story was compelling, all around just ready for this to be an epic experience. Since I was at work I didn't have time to actually listen so I made a commitment that I'd listen to them on the way home.

Load them up on spotify, grab myself a local copy of the music, I'm ready.

I get into my car, plug my shit in, play the first song and my jaw hits the floor.

IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE!

I quote the great LMS when I say 'you fucking suck! Get off the stage!'. I couldn't believe this awful music was coming from such a metal looking band.

I am now on a quest to make sure that nobody else has the same type of experience I had.

This picture was pretty awesome though.

[LMS]

Against my better judgement I just tried to listen to a few of their songs on the tube of you's, OMFG the singer is horrible.
The rest of the band is just average.
Really cool image they have going on though.

[Psychoholic]

I found myself saying 'yeah, Man-o-war isn't that bad compared to Ghost'

[Scary Guy]

Honestly it wouldn't be so bad if they weren't trying to be a metal band. I'm expecting to hear something like Cradle of Filth or Otep. Instead I get Backstreet and N'SYNC levels faggotry shoved through my speakers at me. It sort of reminds me of the Satanic church service scene from Silicon Valley.