The baddest MF to walk the earth.

[60Buick]

I finaly answered the question who is the baddest motherfucker to grace this blue hole in the galaxy.

How about Chuck Liddell?



Nope. he's a pussy compared to this other guy.

Maybe Muhammad Ali?



Nope again a pussy.

Jack Lambert



A bad mofo but again a pussy in comparison.

Ty Cobb?



Not even close.


So who is the baddest man to grace the earth with his presence.

This guy....

"A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after stabbing his 70-year-old father to death in their apartment in the German city of Cologne, police said.

The body of the offender, 24, was found headless when police raced to the apartment after an emergency call, apparently from the dying father, had been broken off in mid-sentence.

Alf Willwacher, a senior prosecutor, said an electric chainsaw was next to the son's body.

"We do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said.

Neighbours said the father and son had been reclusive since the death of the mother, allegedly by suicide, several years ago."


I have to bow down and say WOW. Most people when deceiding to pull a kurt cobain and end it, they go for the quick and painless approach or puss out and stand on a bridge to fuck up traffic. If when contemplating your own self inflicted demise and you reach for a chainsaw then cut your own head off (Let me repeat that CUT IT OFF!!!) you are by far a badass in my book. This guy is my new hero. To leave the knife where it was and go get a chainsaw was not an accident, the hold the fucker to his throat and severe his own head deserves a standing ovation.......bravo

[Psychoholic]

I have to say, impressive for sure!

That is some serious stick-to-it attitude.

[VAMP3D]

Nice

[mdeanr]

damn

[Double D]

No shit! How is that even possible?
I always thought that if I were going to do it, a homemade guillotine would be badass.
And the best part? Face up, baby!!!!

[CHAINSAW]

About a year ago, there was an actor who did the same thing but with a knife. I cant remember who he was, but he went to an open field, and slit his own throat, damn near cutting his head off. He was an actor back in the late 80's early 90's... if memory serves he was like on SNL or something (my memory sucks)

[60Buick]

This story got me searching for more bad ass mofo's.


Bad ass #1

Cut hime self inhalf!

In 1998 a guy met a woman online and was having a wild affair by email of course. needless to say she dumped him so he got on a plane and flew halfway across the US and killed himself on her front lawn. He tried to cut him self inhalf with a gas chainsaw and passed out just before he completed the job.

Badass#2

Argues with his girlfriend and cuts off his dick to make a point and win a bet

For the first time in the history of Latvian medicine, doctors sewed back on the reproductive organ of a man, which he had cut off himself.

As reported by television program Panorama on channel LTV, a man cut off his penis in an argument, informs Delfi.

Doctors in Gailezertz hospital in Riga informed journalists that there had been cases before where a partially amputated penis had had to be restored. However, this was the first time that genitals had been brought to the hospital in a packet. According to the doctors, the incident was due to stupidity on the part of the patient. Whilst drinking alcohol with friends, he had argued with them that for 1000 lat, (about 2000 dollars), he would cut off his own “manhood”. He won the bet.


Badass#3

Cut off his ball sack

26-year-old British fan Geoff Hugh, who in February 2005, whilst watching a historic rugby match between the national English and Welsh teams, impulsively promised that if the English were beaten, he would “cut off his balls”.

The stakes were high but he risked almost nothing, since Wales had last beaten England in Cardiff when Hugh was only 14 years old. But this time, the Welsh won with a score of 11:9.

Astounded, Hugh silently left the club and made his way home, where, without further thought, he cut off his scrotum with a penknife. After this, he took his home-amputated organ back to the pub and showed it to his friends. His friends hit on the idea of putting the scrotum in a glass with ice, but there was no point thinking about restoring it to its place. The best that can be hoped for is a prosthetic replacement.


Badass#4

Cuts off his own leg with pocket knife!

A man has cut off his own leg with a pocket knife after being trapped under a fallen tree.

66-year-old Al Hill was alone in the California woods cutting down trees when one apparently fell his way, pinning him for almost 12 hours before he made the drastic decision to part ways with his leg.

“He had a cell phone that couldn’t get out and he started cutting his own leg off,” said longtime friend Cathy Morgan.

Hill had nearly severed his leg by the time a prospector looking for gold nearby heard his cries for help.

“He was in a position where he could not move four inches. I mean he was stuck,” said the Gold digger.

The prospector and another man were able to use Hill’s chainsaw to remove the tree. A medical helicopter flew Hill to a nearby medcial center where doctors completed the amputation below the left knee.

Badass#5

Cuts off own arm with pocket knife

27-year-old Aron Ralston used a pocket knife to amputate his own arm below the elbow in a desperate bid to free himself after being trapped for five days under an 360-kilogram boulder in a national park in Utah.