Ever have one of those moments...

[Psychoholic]

When you crack off a fart so bad you have to get up and walk away for a minute?

[staynedglass]

nope. never. can't say that's ever happend to me. only your ass can emit a stench so foul that even you can't stand it. on a different note involving life lessons..... never fart when you are wearing a mechanics jumpsuit..... the only place for it to come out is from the zipper..right under your chin

[Psychoholic]

I learned that lesson with a leather duster... Shit looks cool until you are ripping it off like it's infected with bees because some hellafied Bert's Chili fart comes funneling straight up your nose from the front...

I'm just sayin.

[StrayCat]

I remeber the fart contests after the all-you can-eat buffalo wings night at buffalo's. it was like a plauge......lol

[Psychoholic]

I'm sure someone had to throw their underwear away after a night like that.

[VAMP3D]

C'mon, Bert can't compete with protein shakes, protein bars, and creatine. At least, that's what I've heard.

[Psychoholic]

C'mon, Bert can't compete with protein shakes, protein bars, and creatine. At least, that's what I've heard.

No doubt!

Nothing like Muscle Milk, NO and Creatine to really make you suffer (or those around you suffer), or so I'm told...