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So I have a few fake screennames that I use to screw with people (yeah I know, acting like Im 13) anyway I've started logging some of them, and for secrecy's sake I've replaced my screenname with Chace, enjoy...
Chubchops26 [2:42 A.M.]: hi
Chace [2:42 A.M.]: Hi
Chace [2:42 A.M.]: what are you doing
Chubchops26 [2:43 A.M.]: just here baby
Chace [2:43 A.M.]: Do you enjoy the beach?
Chubchops26 [2:43 A.M.]: would u like to phone
Chace [2:43 A.M.]: How do you feel about "The Golden Girls"?
Chubchops26 [2:43 A.M.]: awesome
Chace [2:44 A.M.]: I once went to the circus and there were lions and one of them took a dump and then the trainer came out and stepped in it and fell down
Chubchops26 signed off at 2:44 A.M.
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Chace [3:08 A.M.]: Hey your myspace photo has a nice tuccus, why are you in the lobby with the kiddies?
Ashleynortheast [3:09 A.M.]: um, their not all kids, they are my aofriends
Chace [3:10 A.M.]: No they are all stupid children who should be spanked with a bear trap, well except you of course, do you like Jesus?
Ashleynortheast [3:10 A.M.]: huh
Chace [3:12 A.M.]: You know, Jesus, the mexican that washes cars.....I hear he once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiis big.....then the jews killed him.
Ashleynortheast[3:12 A.M.]: LMFAO
Ashleynortheast [3:12 A.M.]: IM NOT A JESUS FREAK
Chace [3:13 A.M.]: well what kind of freak are you >;-)
Chace [3:14 A.M.]: I would guess the type that is very exciting unless your nude, which is probably less stellar than advertised
Ashleynortheast [3:15 A.M.]: naw, i dont take nudes
Chace [3:15 A.M.]: and well you shouldn't lest the cellulite run free, but other than that how's the weather out there?
Chace [3:18 A.M.]: I asked you a question, fatty
Ashleynortheast [3:19 A.M.]: wtf is ur problem
Ashleynortheast [3:19 A.M.]: and im not really that fat ya asshole
Chace [3:19 A.M.]: not THAT fat huh? like Manhatten isn't really THAT much of an island
Ashleynortheast [3:20 A.M.]: like i said, wtf is ur problem
***It says that she's typing for a while*****
Chace [3:24 A.M.]: wow you've been typing for a looooong time are you so slow because of your weight problem?
Ashleynortheast signed off at 3:25 A.M.
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In this prank I found a Jesus freak and used some stuff written by my boy Zack who writes for Something Awful, then wackiness ensued.........
Chace [3:34 A.M.]: do you enjoy Jesus?
Chace [3:34 A.M.]: His love and light and the Book of the Word! Do you enjoy those songs?
PoeticLyricist72 [3:35 A.M.]: yes
Cahce [3:35 A.M.]: "Jesus in the Fields" "Jesus From Love In the Caves" "Our Lord Saves Us Tonight, So Let us Dance" "Joy to the Joyous Word"
Chace [3:35 A.M.]: my name is Scott Maynard and my dad is Rev Pat Maynard and Im working on our churchs webpage. I was wondering if you knew anything about the Internet and how I could do this
PoeticLyricist72 [3:36 A.M.]: uh never heard of those are they country or traditional hyms i only really listen to gospel music
PoeticLyricist72 [3:37 A.M.]: uh aol web page
Chace [3:38 A.M.]: Thos are sort of "underground" gospel
anyway, Weve been on the news many times for my fathers fiery sermons. there are many vile homosexuals in this state, and we try to change them into productive heterosexuals like GOD wants. the liberal homosexual biased media doesnt support this though, because homosexuals are the most easily influence demographic and the media can sell anything to them because there brains are defective. Like they can sell them fag toasters and homosexual shirts
Chace[3:38 A.M.]: my father says there are a lot of homosexuals on the Internet and since we cant get them into our church to repent (God knows we've tried very hard!!!), this (a website) would be the best way to do it. I think that makes sence, like everytjhing my father says.
PoeticLyricist72 [3:42 A.M.]: well that s good i am behind you 100 fold but you can't jude them jus pray for them do not force them because that will only turn them from him your jobi to minister the word of God to them and pray let GOD do the rest you can't sve them or make them do anything scaring them in to christ will not help letting them know what the word says and being an example is what God wants
Chace [3:44 A.M.]: We have done that once! we took a bus to san fransisco (the den of sin) and tryed to get them to repent and father was hit by a beer bottle in the face and our van was stolen by the evil homosexuals and later we saw the homosexuals driving around in my dads van and they shot fireworks or something at us!!! it was a horrible time and I still have nightmares!
Chace [3:44 A.M.]:we did go there not dressed as we normally do, becuase my dad said the homosexuals will stab us if we dont use disguises! so we dressed in festive tshirts from the swap meet that said "TALK TURKEY 1993" and "SINEAD OCOONER" so we would blend in but when father tried to exercise the first sinner, the demons ganged up on us and then the beatings began!
Chace [3:45 A.M.]: I am smaller than my dad, so they did not injure me as much. I ended up falling down a hill into a gulch or something and I hid in a antique store. I wanted to do the work of The Lord but I was too weak to take on all the evil homosexuals who were throwing rocks and pummeling my father with their homosexual weapons like sticks and fists of the devil.
PoeticLyricist72 [3:48 A.M.]: look you can't MAK THEM REPENT REPENTANCE COMES FOM THE HEART MOT FORCE oh and love the sinner not the sin you sound very angry at the gays are you homophobic thats not GOD hate is not of GOD let God do his job he said every knee shell bow we don't have to push them to their kness thy'll eventually fall
Chace [3:49 A.M.]: hang on my dad want's to talk to you
PoeticLyricist72 [3:50 A.M.]: kay
Chace [3:50 A.M.]: HELLO THERE FELLOW SERVANT OF THE LORD!!! MY NAME IS PAT MAYNARD AND I BELIEVE YOU SPOKE WITH MY BOY SCOTTY
PoeticLyricist72 [3:50 A.M.]: yes sir good morning and greetings in our lord jesus
Chace [3:51 A.M.]: LOOK MADAM, WE'RE NOT GOING TO USE AOL BECAUSE WE KNOW THEY'RE IN LEAGUE WITH THE FAGS! DID YOU HEAR THIS NEWS? i COULD NOT BE MORE HORRIFIED TO LEARN THIS! MY BOY SCOTTY SHOWED ME THE NEWS ARTICLE SAYING AOL IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE FAGS AND I WILL NOT USE A HOMOSEXUAL INTERNET COMPANY
Chace [3:51 A.M.]: Sodomites are wicked and sinners before the Lordd exceedingly (Gen. 13:13), are violent and doom nations (Gen. 19:1-25; Jgs. 19), and are abominable to God (Lev. 18:22)!
Chace [3:52 A.M.]: My son Scotty and I are designing a web-page to convert the filthy homosexual animals back into HUMAN BEINGS again! Praise the Lored! Did he tell you about the web-page ideas?
PoeticLyricist72 [3:56 A.M.]: yes sir now the bible says that life styles is an abomonation an those who choose will burn in the lake of fire amen but we as chrstians have no authority to save or convert anyone only GOD i do not hate gays i hate their lifestyle and pity them because they don't know the waay be are to show them the way but hating and making them forcing them to get saved thats not our place we have no heaven or hell to place them in but we make it clear what GOD has instore for them if they donot repent
Chace [3:58 A.M.]: No no no you silly woman with your feeble intecclect not equal to a man, we only want to HELP them find salvation! the same as the Catholics during the Holy Inquisition! See, we have a broom closet we emptied out and use as a Faggot Reeducation Center (FaReC) and we place the fags in there for days and help them find the Word of the Lord. We also store open paint buckets and gasoline and fertilizer in there, because we notice it helps the brain become more receptive to Jesus. I CAST THE DEMONS OUT
Chace [3:59 A.M.]:PAMPALA NYAA!
PoeticLyricist72 signed off at 4:03 A.M.
Chubchops26 [2:42 A.M.]: hi
Chace [2:42 A.M.]: Hi
Chace [2:42 A.M.]: what are you doing
Chubchops26 [2:43 A.M.]: just here baby
Chace [2:43 A.M.]: Do you enjoy the beach?
Chubchops26 [2:43 A.M.]: would u like to phone
Chace [2:43 A.M.]: How do you feel about "The Golden Girls"?
Chubchops26 [2:43 A.M.]: awesome
Chace [2:44 A.M.]: I once went to the circus and there were lions and one of them took a dump and then the trainer came out and stepped in it and fell down
Chubchops26 signed off at 2:44 A.M.
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Chace [3:08 A.M.]: Hey your myspace photo has a nice tuccus, why are you in the lobby with the kiddies?
Ashleynortheast [3:09 A.M.]: um, their not all kids, they are my aofriends
Chace [3:10 A.M.]: No they are all stupid children who should be spanked with a bear trap, well except you of course, do you like Jesus?
Ashleynortheast [3:10 A.M.]: huh
Chace [3:12 A.M.]: You know, Jesus, the mexican that washes cars.....I hear he once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiis big.....then the jews killed him.
Ashleynortheast[3:12 A.M.]: LMFAO
Ashleynortheast [3:12 A.M.]: IM NOT A JESUS FREAK
Chace [3:13 A.M.]: well what kind of freak are you >;-)
Chace [3:14 A.M.]: I would guess the type that is very exciting unless your nude, which is probably less stellar than advertised
Ashleynortheast [3:15 A.M.]: naw, i dont take nudes
Chace [3:15 A.M.]: and well you shouldn't lest the cellulite run free, but other than that how's the weather out there?
Chace [3:18 A.M.]: I asked you a question, fatty
Ashleynortheast [3:19 A.M.]: wtf is ur problem
Ashleynortheast [3:19 A.M.]: and im not really that fat ya asshole
Chace [3:19 A.M.]: not THAT fat huh? like Manhatten isn't really THAT much of an island
Ashleynortheast [3:20 A.M.]: like i said, wtf is ur problem
***It says that she's typing for a while*****
Chace [3:24 A.M.]: wow you've been typing for a looooong time are you so slow because of your weight problem?
Ashleynortheast signed off at 3:25 A.M.
_______________________________________________
In this prank I found a Jesus freak and used some stuff written by my boy Zack who writes for Something Awful, then wackiness ensued.........
Chace [3:34 A.M.]: do you enjoy Jesus?
Chace [3:34 A.M.]: His love and light and the Book of the Word! Do you enjoy those songs?
PoeticLyricist72 [3:35 A.M.]: yes
Cahce [3:35 A.M.]: "Jesus in the Fields" "Jesus From Love In the Caves" "Our Lord Saves Us Tonight, So Let us Dance" "Joy to the Joyous Word"
Chace [3:35 A.M.]: my name is Scott Maynard and my dad is Rev Pat Maynard and Im working on our churchs webpage. I was wondering if you knew anything about the Internet and how I could do this
PoeticLyricist72 [3:36 A.M.]: uh never heard of those are they country or traditional hyms i only really listen to gospel music
PoeticLyricist72 [3:37 A.M.]: uh aol web page
Chace [3:38 A.M.]: Thos are sort of "underground" gospel
anyway, Weve been on the news many times for my fathers fiery sermons. there are many vile homosexuals in this state, and we try to change them into productive heterosexuals like GOD wants. the liberal homosexual biased media doesnt support this though, because homosexuals are the most easily influence demographic and the media can sell anything to them because there brains are defective. Like they can sell them fag toasters and homosexual shirts
Chace[3:38 A.M.]: my father says there are a lot of homosexuals on the Internet and since we cant get them into our church to repent (God knows we've tried very hard!!!), this (a website) would be the best way to do it. I think that makes sence, like everytjhing my father says.
PoeticLyricist72 [3:42 A.M.]: well that s good i am behind you 100 fold but you can't jude them jus pray for them do not force them because that will only turn them from him your jobi to minister the word of God to them and pray let GOD do the rest you can't sve them or make them do anything scaring them in to christ will not help letting them know what the word says and being an example is what God wants
Chace [3:44 A.M.]: We have done that once! we took a bus to san fransisco (the den of sin) and tryed to get them to repent and father was hit by a beer bottle in the face and our van was stolen by the evil homosexuals and later we saw the homosexuals driving around in my dads van and they shot fireworks or something at us!!! it was a horrible time and I still have nightmares!
Chace [3:44 A.M.]:we did go there not dressed as we normally do, becuase my dad said the homosexuals will stab us if we dont use disguises! so we dressed in festive tshirts from the swap meet that said "TALK TURKEY 1993" and "SINEAD OCOONER" so we would blend in but when father tried to exercise the first sinner, the demons ganged up on us and then the beatings began!
Chace [3:45 A.M.]: I am smaller than my dad, so they did not injure me as much. I ended up falling down a hill into a gulch or something and I hid in a antique store. I wanted to do the work of The Lord but I was too weak to take on all the evil homosexuals who were throwing rocks and pummeling my father with their homosexual weapons like sticks and fists of the devil.
PoeticLyricist72 [3:48 A.M.]: look you can't MAK THEM REPENT REPENTANCE COMES FOM THE HEART MOT FORCE oh and love the sinner not the sin you sound very angry at the gays are you homophobic thats not GOD hate is not of GOD let God do his job he said every knee shell bow we don't have to push them to their kness thy'll eventually fall
Chace [3:49 A.M.]: hang on my dad want's to talk to you
PoeticLyricist72 [3:50 A.M.]: kay
Chace [3:50 A.M.]: HELLO THERE FELLOW SERVANT OF THE LORD!!! MY NAME IS PAT MAYNARD AND I BELIEVE YOU SPOKE WITH MY BOY SCOTTY
PoeticLyricist72 [3:50 A.M.]: yes sir good morning and greetings in our lord jesus
Chace [3:51 A.M.]: LOOK MADAM, WE'RE NOT GOING TO USE AOL BECAUSE WE KNOW THEY'RE IN LEAGUE WITH THE FAGS! DID YOU HEAR THIS NEWS? i COULD NOT BE MORE HORRIFIED TO LEARN THIS! MY BOY SCOTTY SHOWED ME THE NEWS ARTICLE SAYING AOL IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE FAGS AND I WILL NOT USE A HOMOSEXUAL INTERNET COMPANY
Chace [3:51 A.M.]: Sodomites are wicked and sinners before the Lordd exceedingly (Gen. 13:13), are violent and doom nations (Gen. 19:1-25; Jgs. 19), and are abominable to God (Lev. 18:22)!
Chace [3:52 A.M.]: My son Scotty and I are designing a web-page to convert the filthy homosexual animals back into HUMAN BEINGS again! Praise the Lored! Did he tell you about the web-page ideas?
PoeticLyricist72 [3:56 A.M.]: yes sir now the bible says that life styles is an abomonation an those who choose will burn in the lake of fire amen but we as chrstians have no authority to save or convert anyone only GOD i do not hate gays i hate their lifestyle and pity them because they don't know the waay be are to show them the way but hating and making them forcing them to get saved thats not our place we have no heaven or hell to place them in but we make it clear what GOD has instore for them if they donot repent
Chace [3:58 A.M.]: No no no you silly woman with your feeble intecclect not equal to a man, we only want to HELP them find salvation! the same as the Catholics during the Holy Inquisition! See, we have a broom closet we emptied out and use as a Faggot Reeducation Center (FaReC) and we place the fags in there for days and help them find the Word of the Lord. We also store open paint buckets and gasoline and fertilizer in there, because we notice it helps the brain become more receptive to Jesus. I CAST THE DEMONS OUT
Chace [3:59 A.M.]:PAMPALA NYAA!
PoeticLyricist72 signed off at 4:03 A.M.
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