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Rock me Armadeus.
Oh man this is going to be a long night .
Oh man this is going to be a long night .
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Ford, I think I'm a sofa...Comment
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wiffle ball, what am I doing here?Comment
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We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-anceComment
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She said someday I'd understand, what love was all about
She said I could have the kids, she was moving out
She said she finally found a man, whose dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag mother fucker, ran off with a MIDGET
And to think I ate the pussy, where that big HYPERCOLORED dick had been
And kissed the lips, that sucked him off, time time again
It's enough to make a man throw up, Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl, could ever fuck a greasy SPATULA
He treated her just like a queen, she gave him all my money
It looks like the jokes on me, but I don't think it's funny
That pussy aint worth paying for, as far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless, as a white girl with LOCK JAW
And to think I ate the pussy, where that big TIN OF PEANUTS had been
And kissed the lips, that sucked him off, time time again
It's enough to make a man throw up, sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl, could ever fuck A BOX OF CRUNCH N MUNCH
So to all you MURDER SHE WROTE loving whores,
This song is just for you..............
O.k. I am no longer taking lortabs, naproxyn, and flexorills together as of tomorrow morning. My doctor can kiss my ass. I am losing it.Comment
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Can I tell you a romantic story?
About the one eyed lady in france
I guess the king decreed that all the various princes
Should try to get inside her pants.
When along came a saint called Dandy
He was six and a half feet tall
He said all the little ladies love roses
She took the roses and that was all
The next man for the one eyed lady
Was my dignified brother Ted
He said bring the little woman some kisses and attention
She wouldn't even shake his hand
Then I came into the picture
I was wearing these magic pants
I said Let the blind bottom of my body do the talking
She fell into a magic trance
I wore the pants
I said relax
We do the dance
We call the SlacksComment
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And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Hey Jesus can I borrow your crobar?
To pry these goddamn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I can't believe it's not butter" I'll scream as I am flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So look to me for savior and you'll go to heaven
Your lame duck lord is like Kevin Spacy in Seven
With creepy threats of H-E- Double -Hockey Sticks
You just can't teach an old god new tricks
But would I be a good messiah with my low self esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would it be blasphemy?
Just put some crummy " holier than thou" facade
Yeah thats what I would do if I were god.........Comment
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Hey Ganci, you need to do me a favor. Next time i see you, you must utter one phrase to me.
" Your worth to me has just decreased"
Sorry, I was thinking about the old days and I remember how happy you used to get every chance you got to use that phrase.lol.Comment
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Shit, I still use that one almost daily.
I might go ride for a bit tomorrow if you wanna putt around walton county for a while - I've got to go to the tag office and I can usually stretch that into a good 100+ miles...Comment
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he and i will be doing more work on the elcamino tomarrow if you want to hangout.
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Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon, ya know
Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon, ya know
Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nerves
Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon ya know
Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goon ya know
Y' piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, y'get on my nervesComment
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All hail DAC!Comment
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LOL. As you may have noticed, I altered per request.Comment
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