Attention cocksuckers!

[Zachary]

Just because you have a car that is a giant piece of shit does not mean it is a Rat Rod. It means it's a piece of shit, and throwing some Pep Boys skulls on it is not going to make it into a Rat Rod. In fact, fuck that term altogether.

Someone please hack Ebay and insert a script that automatically rewrites any listing that says "Rat Rod" to read "Giant piece of shit that with a little TLC and money will STILL be a giant piece of shit, just one with some extra crap slapped onto it".

That is all.

[Bob Kinee]

I love rat rods...but you are very right in the fact that many...MANY people try to pass off a piece of crap as a rat rod. Remember the old rule that if it is not structurally sound, or able to carry itself for at least driving from town to town...then it is not a rat road...its just a hunk of shit that needs a lot of work, not a rat rod. Thats the problem with people, they try to make something sound more interesting by putting key words into titles. They may be completely off....but they will try to pass something off as something that it is not due to the "coolness" factor.

[StrayCat]

NEW Rules for "rat rod" classification

1. You must paint the wheels red with krylon.
2. You must remove all traces of paint in the most crude and unproffessional way possible, and paint over it with krylon black primer. No wet sanding!
3. You must remove ALL chrome peices from the vehicle, and tell people you did it for the "look", do not under any circumstances tell them the truth that you lost most of the peices while dragging it down the road by a tow bar with 4 flat tires.
4. Replace seat covers with ONLY PepBoys approved stretchy polyester crap with badly embroidered skulls on them.
5. Never run with an air filter for " maximum airflow"
6. Plaster as many racing product stickers as you can on it. These are readily available at you local PepBoys store in the " I am a cheap lying bastard with cheap shit on my ride" section. Trust me, the section DOES exist!
7. Overspray is your friend
8. Adding "blue dots" to your taillights gives you an extra 20Hp.
9. Wheelie bars. You'll fool EVERYONE!!!
10. Ladys love faded " ain't skeered" stickers on your windsheild. Trust me.

LOL....I'll add more as I come up with them.

[VAMP3D]

I just put Crane Cams, Edelbrock, and Flowmaster stickers in my back window, and I'm gettin 2 seconds faster in the quarter mile (I'm up to 1 minute, 12 seconds now) and better gas mileage (7 gallons per mile).

[northgahearse]

i wish to put a sticker on my windshield that says "i put this stupid sticker here to look cool does it work?"

[Bob Kinee]

Best windshield sticker ever:

http://www.leftlanedrivers.org/

[laidbackryder]

fuzzy dice FUZZY DICE

[Morella]

I have some of those stickers that I came by honestly, but I can't imagine putting them on any of my cars without them looking tacky, and every 17-year-old kid in a Honda already wants to race me because he thinks that I'm his mother, and he wants to get home early and do his chores done before he loses his allowance.

-denise

[Bob Kinee]

I have some of those stickers that I came by honestly, but I can't imagine putting them on any of my cars without them looking tacky, and every 17-year-old kid in a Honda already wants to race me because he thinks that I'm his mother, and he wants to get home early and do his chores done before he loses his allowance.

-denise

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