15 guests?!?!?!?

[StrayCat]

Holy shit Bob, we are out numbered! Start loading weapons now!

[Bob Kinee]

::flexes:: I got my guns right here...LOL!!!

[StrayCat]

Oh yeah. Good . you DO have some good ole boy in ya.

[Bob Kinee]

Yeehaw!!!....now I am gonna go paint my hearse orange with a confederate flag on the roof and 01 on the doors...and maybe after that I may go tag my sister a couple of times...LOL! Sorry! It was too easy. Go ahead! Make fun of my pine trees and sandy beaches! LOL

[StrayCat]

Ummmm......You haven't been here in a while have you? There are not very many people like that here anymore.lol. and the ones who are are screaming for attention, like those sorry bastards that believe " the south will rise again". Yeah right. Let washington call in the japanese, the germans , and all of our other allies and see how long that family reunion lasts.

[Bob Kinee]

Woohoo! Bring me all the J-rockers they can fit on a plane...heehee

[Bob Kinee]

Ummmm......You haven't been here in a while have you?

Actually...the furthest South I have ever been was last weekend...in Martinsburg WV...LOL

Actually....I was in the Atlanta airport for about 30 seconds running from plane to plane and stuck once in Chicago airport for about 5 hours....with no cigarettes allowed in or near the place.....OMG, lol.

[StrayCat]

stuck once in Chicago airport for about 5 hours....with no cigarettes allowed in or near the place.....OMG, lol.

Dude. I think that is against the geneva convention about torture.

[Bob Kinee]

After about 3 hours(mind you this was my first time flying and I have an extremely bad preminition about flying, I have had two military jets go down in front of me and a third about a mile away, which I watched come down), I decide its about time for my fix.

I go up to the lady at the counter and say "hey is there anywhere I can catch a smoke around here." She tells me "well, its about a mile walk and you have to go through security both ways...and no one outside will have a lighter...so I suggest today is a good day for you to quit smoking...SIR"

So I say "Its also a good day to choke your ass out." At this point she reaches for the security button and I go "whoa whoa whoa...just kiddin lady....I am just nervous about flying." She gives me the stiffy "uh huh" and I walk away and call her a couple names just loud enough for her to hear me and then turn around over my shoulder and smile to her.

I hate airports.