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    Alabama

    Hell yes we have electricity

    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona
    Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas
    Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts, only smaller.

    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    and Our Voting Skills.

    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    ( Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well Okay We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois
    Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal-Wave Free

    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Maryland 's

    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

    Mississippi
    Come Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Honest Elections!

    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right here!

    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    And No Right To Self Defense!

    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee
    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

    Texas
    Se Hable Ingles

    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont
    Too liberal for the Kennedys

    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington
    Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin
    Come Cut the Cheese!

    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
    Home of BrokebackMtn.


    The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug Place !

  • #2
    I am a PA boy so i definately get the cook with coal motto. not so much on the NJ one...people gotta realize that the whole state is not North NJ. its like a completely different world and not everyone in NJ is a Soprano....I can't even stand that show.

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