Little Red Fire Truck
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the
station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a
little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon
was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire
fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said
with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the
girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the
cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter
said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably
right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the
station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a
little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon
was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire
fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said
with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the
girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the
cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter
said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably
right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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