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The puppy just hasn't gotten around to it yet.
I remembered, of course, that puppies chew up everything then can reach, then they grow up, and you can't even get them to chew their rawhide bones, and their teeth turn yellow.
What I forgot was, this 5-month-old puppy is already big enough to change light bulbs.
Last night I walked into the bathroom, and when I came back out, the dog was curled up on the bed just where I had been sleeping. He wouldn't move, so I said, fuck it, there's still room on the bed. I'll sleep next to the dog. OK with him, until I put the blanket over me, then he bolted out of the bed and curled up against the bedroom door.
I can see how anybody who owns one of these dogs could write a Marmaduke cartoon. Shit, you just let the dog give you the material.
-denise
I remembered, of course, that puppies chew up everything then can reach, then they grow up, and you can't even get them to chew their rawhide bones, and their teeth turn yellow.
What I forgot was, this 5-month-old puppy is already big enough to change light bulbs.
Last night I walked into the bathroom, and when I came back out, the dog was curled up on the bed just where I had been sleeping. He wouldn't move, so I said, fuck it, there's still room on the bed. I'll sleep next to the dog. OK with him, until I put the blanket over me, then he bolted out of the bed and curled up against the bedroom door.
I can see how anybody who owns one of these dogs could write a Marmaduke cartoon. Shit, you just let the dog give you the material.
-denise
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