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  • Oh fuck, here we go again

    I just write this stuff on message boards because my family might give a shit and I don't want to freak them out.

    This morning I was shaving my legs (yeah, I'm a dyke, not a fucking nun), and I noticed just how bruised and dented up they were, and something that looked like a movie effect was growing out of my shin bone. I was laughing, thinking of taking a picture and asking how much Lloyd's of London would insure my legs for, when I felt that big numb spot that has been there for about a week and I realized that hey, fuck, maybe I'd better call my doctor, and now I have to go in today. He's going to be pissed that I lost another 10# since I saw him a couple of months ago and he told me to slow down with the weight loss. I weighed 284 a year ago, 177 this morning. My voice sounds like Mama Cass when she played Vegas after losing a bunch of weight and she sounded like a croaking frog.

    I'm just going to have to tell him that there's something about moderate to severe chronic pain that doesn't leave you much of an appetite, not that I recommend it as a weight loss method. I can't even walk down the hall without bumping into the walls with both shoulders, but I haven't eaten anything so that's probably it.

    To tell you the truth, I don't think I want to live anymore, but Tony is talking about buying us a 100-acre ranch, so maybe I can get into that, if he buys me a tractor, maybe make a deal with the drug smugglers for some heroin when the codeine doesn't work anymore, which won't be long.

    Ah, fuck it, they'll probably tell me to shove two suppositories up my ass and call them back in the morning, I'll load up on codeine and valium when I get home, and I'll be fine. I just won't be able to type anymore.

    What would help, at least temporarily, would be some pot and coke, but I don't know where to find that stuff right now.

    -d

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    Once you do heroin you wont want that other shit anyway. Then again when you get addicted to dope you dont give a fuck about anything but your next fix..
    Always make you sure you have a wake-up shot
    other wise your going to be sick as a dog...
    Heroin is the best high in the world and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone

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    • #3
      I really hope it doesn't come to heroin, but my doctor has already agreed that this is only going to get worse. Maybe the Mayo Clinic will be able to diagnose it, or maybe I can take the stress off. I'm selling off my projects, truck is loaded with my 472 that I was building for the hearse now because some kids want to buy it. The dog is going back to the shelter tomorrow. Deville may go out in one piece, and there goes my big motorcrane project, but at least have Mister Crane around the yard. He's soloar powered now, so I don't have to fuck with battery chargers, and he lifts things so I don't have to.

      Basically, I'll try everything else before I go with more drugs, but there isn't much to try. I get less depressed when I talk about cars on message boards, especially when I can help a newbie. I could use more hands-on company, though.

      -d

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      • #4
        I wish I didn't live across the country. You need a hug!

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        • #5
          Thanks. I have a few friends, but they don't come by very often.

          -denise

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          • #6
            Well, here is a virtual hug for ya if its any consolation. ::huggels::

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