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    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

    His wife glares at him and says, 'Who the hell was that?'

    'Oh,' replies the husband, 'she's my mistress.'

    'Well, that's the last straw,' says the wife. 'I've had enough, I want a divorce.'

    'I can understand that,' replies her husband, 'but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.'

    Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

    'Who's that woman with Jim?' asks the wife.

    'That's his mistress,' says her husband.

    'Ours is prettier,' she replies.

  • #2
    The way things should be...

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    • #3
      I told Tony a long time ago that he could have a second wife, as long as she cleans the house. Since he's always gone, though, I'd probably have to sleep with her.

      Hmm...any Mormon maids need a job?

      -denise

      BTW, have you noticed how few women have been posting here since I came out as a lesbian?

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      • #4
        I still post...and I am a lesbian...trapped in this man's body...what a sad reality it is to be me.

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        • #5
          I am a mom and I now post here. Oh and get this, I live in a Moron state, I mean mormon state.

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          • #6
            I was told on another board that using the title "Dyke" was inappropriate because there were women on the board who might be offended to know that there are lesbians there, so I changed it to "Administrator" and thanked everyone for voting me moderator of the board. I got suspended from posting for a week for that stunt. I think Larry might know which board that was

            I'm not really a dyke anyway. I just like to snuggle and talk, and girls are better than boys at doing that. I'm in too much pain to care about sex...my fantasy is to have a pretty woman give me a shot of morphine or demorol and talk to me until I finally get a break from the pain and I fall asleep. Not exactly Penthouse Forum material, is it?

            -denise

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