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  • New store opening

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman
    may go to choose a husband.

    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
    operates:
    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the
    product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
    The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
    to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help
    With Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
    Housework, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign
    reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
    floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store
    just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

  • #2
    I've always known exactly what I want, but I've come to the conclusion that she doesn't exist, so I married a man. Now he's only here one weekend a month, so maybe I should quit staring at these four walls and start deluding myself into believing that she may exist again.

    -d

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    • #3
      She's there somewhere, ya just gotta keep lookin.

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