Greets from Virginia...

[Psychoholic]

So here I am, at work in Virginia - just thought I'd pop on and say hello.

[mdeanr]

hope you're having fun

[Psychoholic]

I just got a ride back to the hotel with a cop after having to deal with a bitch of a coworker calling the cops on another person...

I really want to brain that motherfucker

[mdeanr]

ouch!

[msc0nduct]

Ok do I ask? Why not.... Why did this bitch of a coworker call the police on someone?

[tonytheskin]

I really want to brain that motherfucker

"What do you think we should do mate.....I THINK WE SHOULD FUCKING BRAIN HIM"

[Psychoholic]

Man, that fucking dude....

So we finish up our work (we had a power outage at one of our datacenters, so they flew a few of us up there to help get all the servers back online) and we head to the bar to watch the Cowboys/Vikings game and have a few beers. Shithead doesn't drink, and we didn't invite him, but he came anyways - and one of the dudes that was with us had about 4 beers in 4 hours and then went to drive back to the datacenter, weaselboy got his panties in a wad because dude wouldn't give up his keys and let him drive. So he CALLED THE FUCKING COPS ON HIM FOR DRUNK DRIVING (grown man, 4 beers, 4 hours - do the math). Me and 2 of the guys were still at the bar when the cops showed up and they just thought it was absurd - so the cop gave us a ride (been a while since I had to do that).

We get back to the hotel and pile in the car and head to the datacenter to give a firm 'what the fuck?' talk with this fucking tosser. Words were exchanged, a coke can was knocked out of his hands and then he left. We get back to the hotel and he had called the fucking cops AGAIN. This time for the 'altercation'. We talked to the cops for about 20 or 30 minutes about the situation and they also thought it was stupid. He didn't want to go back to his room (we had suites, and were paired up - it was actually pretty sweet, I had a roommate, but I had my own room and bathroom) because his roommate was friends with the dude who knocked the coke can out of his hand. So I had to give up my room and swap with him so he would feel safer.

This morning during breakfast I was talking to the counter guy at the hotel and he said that shitbreak came down and wanted the cops to take him to the magistrate court so he could get a warrant for the dudes arrest (the cops laughed at him) - and at 3 in the morning he WALKED to the airport because he didn't have money for cab fare (we were 10 minutes by car from the airport) and caught an early flight home.

I've already had 3 different conversations with my boss about what happened and he thinks it's hillarious - and it is, but if that fuckstick has in any way screwed up my promotion I'm working on - I may have to actually shove his head into his own ass.

I'm tired, going to bed.

[Bob Kinee]

Wow...fun times in corporate America.

[msc0nduct]

Psych, I am sorry to hear that. That does kind of make a short business trip seem like a very long time. Maybe the guy has nothing better to do in his life but cause drama. Sounds like he needs a hobby. Maybe you should suggest he buy a hearse or something. :P

[mdeanr]

[Bob Kinee]

Maybe you should suggest he buy a hearse or something. :P

Just what we need....another hothead causing drama....LOL!