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Little Johnny was at the center of a Pima County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. Johnny has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
Johnny surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, Johnny cried and said they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confirm with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Falcons football team whom Johnny firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.
Johnny surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, Johnny cried and said they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confirm with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Falcons football team whom Johnny firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.
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