Redneck Honky Cracker

[tonytheskin]

Pulled from Myspace, thought id drop it here.




you call me:

"redneck"
"Hillbilly"
"Slaker"
"Cracker"
"Honkey"
"Whitey"
"Gringo"
"Sage"
"whop"
& "white bread"

and you think it's OK.

But when I call you:

jungle bunny
spear chunker
coon
wet back
jiggaboo
porch monkey
sand nigger
rag head
towelhead
Camel Jockey
Gook
Spook
NIGGER
KIKE
whoope
slant eyes
or Chink

you call me a racist.


-You have the United Negro College Fund.

-You have Martin Luther King Day.

-You have Black History Month.

-You have The Miss Black America Pageant

-You have Cesar Chavez Day.

-You have Kwanza

-You have Yom Hashoah

-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi

-You have the NAACP.

-You have BET.


-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.

-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.

-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.

-The Miss America Pageant used to be predominantly white until the NAACP sued to allow more black girls, yet Miss Black America Pageant is ALL black Girls and no whites are permitted.

-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.

-If you apply for a government job, you get 50 extra points, just for writing your name.

-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.

-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.

-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.

-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.



I am white.

and

I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.



Why is it that only whites can be racists?


Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this

So what?

No-one will re-post this for fear of being called racist

[Riff Raff]

Pulled from Myspace, thought id drop it here.




you call me:

"redneck"
"Hillbilly"
"Slaker"
"Cracker"
"Honkey"
"Whitey"
"Gringo"
"Sage"
"whop"
& "white bread"

and you think it's OK.

But when I call you:

jungle bunny
spear chunker
coon
wet back
jiggaboo
porch monkey
sand nigger
rag head
towelhead
Camel Jockey
Gook
Spook
NIGGER
KIKE
whoope
slant eyes
or Chink

you call me a racist.


-You have the United Negro College Fund.

-You have Martin Luther King Day.

-You have Black History Month.

-You have The Miss Black America Pageant

-You have Cesar Chavez Day.

-You have Kwanza

-You have Yom Hashoah

-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi

-You have the NAACP.

-You have BET.


-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.

-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.

-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.

-The Miss America Pageant used to be predominantly white until the NAACP sued to allow more black girls, yet Miss Black America Pageant is ALL black Girls and no whites are permitted.

-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.

-If you apply for a government job, you get 50 extra points, just for writing your name.

-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.

-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.

-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.

-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.



I am white.

and

I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.



Why is it that only whites can be racists?


Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this

So what?

No-one will re-post this for fear of being called racist


I'm back, and not afriad to re-post this because it is true. If I win big in the Lottery, i will start the U.A.A.C.P.- the United Asso. for the Advancemect of Caucasian People.

and BTW:
Main Entry: Cau·ca·sian
Function: adjective
Pronunciation: ko -'kA-zh&n, kä- also -'ka-zh&n
1 : of or relating to the Caucasus or its inhabitants
2 : of, constituting, or characteristic of a race of humankind native to Europe, North Africa, and southwest Asia and classified according to physical features -- used especially in referring to persons of European descent having usually light skin pigmentation
- Caucasian noun
- Cau·ca·soid/'ko -k&-"so id/ adjective or noun

So we come from Afirca and SW Asia too, nice to know, can I put that my linage is from those areas to help me get jobs and loans?

[msc0nduct]

Racist..... :P Well, you said someone would call you racist, what better person than me? Because I am not a douchebag. :P

[tonytheskin]

Are there black people in Utah?

[msc0nduct]

Are there black people in Utah?

No, not really.

What few we have live on base at Hill airforce. We also have some that play college football. Oh and we have the Jazz.

[HellCat]

They forgot to mention Mayor Ray Nagin of New Orleans when he announced on MLK Day of 2006 that he wanted a Chocolate City!

[58Eureka59]

not the only one...

Ive pondered this for a long time and Im glad someone finally wrote about it. One instance that comes to mind is the "brown pride" stickers on low riders. Id get my ass shot if I put a giant "white pride" sticker on my car (not that I would, but for the principle of my argument).

Black people who's ancestors were slaves feel they still have a right to cash in and hate the people who's ancestor owned those slaves. Damn, when my ancestors came here they were poor italians and scotch irish and they couldnt get jobs to save their life. They certainly couldnt afford to own slaves.... Even if they did, I dont advocate the "owning" of another being, but is it really assumed I do just because of what some great (x 10) uncle might have done? That, my friends, is prejudice! You dont see the jews making a huge stink and many of the survivors of that horrible chapter in history are still alive!

Lastly, "caucasians" are becoming the minority in this country. Where is my government funded scholarship?

-Marie