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Bubba Died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for
his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better
roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought
Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body
and said,"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "'There's
Bubba with them two assholes."
Bubba Died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for
his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better
roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought
Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body
and said,"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "'There's
Bubba with them two assholes."