New Jackass Boss

[dead ed]

New Jackass Boss at work. Just moved down here from Mich. The owners gave him a H2 Hummer to drive and put him up in the nicest part of town. He walks around with his hands behind his back all day, I guess he has his thumb up his ass. He asked me, yesterday, what possessed me to buy a Hearse. I told him so I have a way to get rid of the bodies. He didn't hang around on second shift long after that. He also asked why I came back after leaving for a year and a half. I told him for my old boss. I didn't realize he was being replaced. Don't think he got the hint, on either answer.

[Morella]

My last job taught me that no matter how much you think your boss likes you, there is always a chance that he will turn around and stab you in the back rather than face so much as a frown from his superiors. If you piss off upper management and your boss speaks up for you, that's a sign that you might have pulled a winning ticket.

-denise