Got to drive today

[Morella]

Yeah, who gives a shit? But I haven't driven a car in a week or so, because I couldn't turn the steering wheel. I pulled the hearse out today, the 76 with the single-finger steering, and took it out to run an errand. Driving is cool. Driving the hearse is cooler, especially when kids in little rice cars don't realize that a 500-powered hearse isn't as easy to pass as they thought it would be.

-denise

[HellCat]

Yeah, who gives a shit?

-denise

I'll give a shit for you!!

[Morella]

Ah, somebody's being nice to me. Is this a good time to ask for a flogging with a Dayco Top Cog belt?

-denise

[Riff Raff]

Is this a good time to ask for a flogging with a Dayco Top Cog belt?

-denise

Damn, just got rid of my last one. Will a riding crop do?

[Morella]

Alas, that's just one more thing that I can't do for medical reasons, and I only know one person on this board who could do it without wrapping anyway.

...and unfortunately, he's a guy. I want to be dominated by a woman.

-denise

[spastic_chicken]

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