joke fer the day

[laidbackryder]

> Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
friend
> over to look at a horse.
>
>
> Sam asks 'How will I recognize him?'
>
> That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
>
> So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male
or
> female horse.
>
> 'A female horth.'
>
> So he shows him a prized filly.
>
> 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
>
> Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

>
> 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up
again,
> and shows him the horse's ears.
>
> 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
>
> The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks
him up
> again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>
> 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
>
> Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
rams the
> midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out
and slams
> him on the ground.
>
> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should
rephrase
> that, Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?

[msc0nduct]

heh