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    A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
    the lion's cage.

    Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
    her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
    on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
    the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says
    - Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
    whole life.

    - Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
    little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.

    - Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
    know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What
    motorcycle do you ride?

    - A Harley Davidson.

    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
    brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

    **BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.**
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