Rant and Rave!

[bODYBAGGING]

Ok I think you guys will relate with this more so than anyone else out there, so here we go!
Explain to me WHAT IN THE HELL do people want for $2500.00
Why does every stupid fucking person on the planet have to answer your ad for a car for sale, why does every fucking stupid person have to play the game, Of lets act like we dont want this piece of shit and he will pay us to take it away. why does every stupid jackass have to bring a (EXPERT CAR GUY) to nitpick your car down to the ground, If its a 2500 dollar car Yep its got some issues. If its a 27 year old car its got some issues, BUT that would be why its not a 10,000 dollar car or a 100,000.00 new wagon.... GRRRRRRRRR BITE BITE CHEW CHEW and spit! Sorry, I just need to be Held....... LOLOLOL

[BIGEVIL]

Does the ad read "$2,500 firm. I don't give a shit what you think"? Instead, you should have listed the car for $3,500 so you have room to negotiate.

[bODYBAGGING]

The actual ad was for 2750.00 any less I was pulling my system.
The whole thing of over pricing a vehicle to play the OK ILL COME DOWN game is sooooooo Tiring.... Ive personally always have been the guy that if something is worth what you are asking, Ill buy it, if not I walk away, when selling something I sell it for a fair price, dont want to deal with the boneheads. and the best part is, I make sure thats listed.
I gotta be honest I havent a clue why Cracker is not gone. This morning I go out to find her covered in three inches of snow, I curse a bit and turn the KEY, VAROOM, No pumping the gas, no working the choke, just varoom! Now my fuel injected tbird
3 turns of the key
My 2007 f350 deisel forget about, out there for 15 minutes trying to get it to stay running, the 2500.00 hearse varoom

[Morella]

Ok I think you guys will relate with this more so than anyone else out there, so here we go!
Explain to me WHAT IN THE HELL do people want for $2500.00

Most Humans Beings want whatever they can get, and they don't care who they have to hurt to get it. I wish they would just set off their nukes, like right now.

-denise

[Bob Kinee]

What kind of t-bird do you have?

[bODYBAGGING]

the Tbird is just a mint 96 bird, nothing special, but I expect her to start a little easier seeing how shes the daily driver for the little lady!

[BIGEVIL]

The actual ad was for 2750.00 any less I was pulling my system.

Well there you are. On some level you are stating that you are willing to negotiate right off the bat. Instead the ad should have read "$3000 firm. $2500 if stereo is removed. Prices are non-negotiable."

I don't mean to sound like a penis, I just see this often in the car business and I want to offer good advice to you.

[bODYBAGGING]

PENIS PENIS PENIS MOM HE SAID PENIS!!!!!!! Its all good, by now Ive gotten over my initial temper tantrum. Thanx for the advice.....

[Morella]

How does a penis sound?

If no one were around and you took a piss, would a penis still make noise?

[Zachary]

Shit. I hear you, I really, REALLY do. This is why I really don't sell hearses very often or cars in general.

When I go to buy a car I will let them know right off the bat if I am just looking for some really low price, but then again, if I've got $500 to spend, I go and look at $700 cars NOT $2500 or so cars. I am realistic, also, I don't tell them what I see that's wrong with the car, they know, that's why they're selling the thing. People don't realize, you buy a used car and you're buying the shit the other person didn't want to deal with. I bought a hearse that shot the rod out the oil pan 3 days after I purchased it. Did I go back and demand a refund? Hell no, because I paid like $500 for the thing and I realize that used cars are used cars and things like this are GOING to happen.

Even with regular cars, you sell some POS 80's car for $700 and people ask if it's got side impact airbags or if it's under 40,000 miles. No bitch, it doesn't have either, it's a used car, if your ass is so discriminating why are you looking for quality autos in the classifieds? Truck your pompous ass up to the BMW dealership and see what they have to serve to you discerning palette. Asshat.

When it comes to selling, I usually price my cars a little under what I know they are worth just because I do like to give people an okay deal, I tell people EVERYTHING that is wrong with the car that I can remember just so they know, and my prices are never out of line. I also will bring the price down considerably if I actually like the person.

My two worst ones though...I sold a 1971 Malibu to this girl for $750. Now, the car had some quarter panel rust and two dents, but the paint was new (the guy who owned it before me threw on a quick coverup black paint job that hid some of the rust nicely, tinted windows, etc) good interior and came with two chrome valve covers. All in all it was aside from the very minimally needed body work, a great car. Ran like a top and for $1000 in repairs you'd be looking at a damned near perfect muscle car. I sold it cheap because I wanted hearse money and I knew the buyer.

So she sends over her douchebag boyfriend who thinks he's a mechanic who tells me the valve covers are leaking and so is the rear differential. Ok cock hole, I know this, this is why you're getting a muscle car for probably a third of what it is really worth, stop trying to get me to go down even more you asshole or the price is going to go up. Plus, he was a poser mechanic. I HATE these people. The ones who act like they are Jesse James and are going to tell your grandmother how to suck eggs. Don't talk down to me about cars, I still have a lot to learn as I have only about ten years of amatuer experience, but I do know my shit and I know it well enough to know when you're full of it and trying to act smarter than you are.

The worst though, we had these ass lords in the club. Every hearse club has them, the people who are always bitching that nothing is good enough for them even though they never bring anything to the table? Yeah...well I had a 67 Miller Meteor with a blown engine. I sold it to them for $1200 and this thing, aside from the engine was FLAWLESS. Paintjob was less than a year old, interior was FLAWLESS, new drapes, new carpet.

I let these mouth breathers make payments on it over a few months, allowed him to fix the engine in MY driveway, loaned him a hoist to pull it out, AND I let the ingrateful ass feltcher take several hundreds of dollars of parts off of a parts hearse that I had sitting there for FREE.

So they finally pay off the car and about two weeks after he takes it away he calls me.

"Hey man, my radiator is leaking" he tells me.

"Well you'd better get that fixed, that is a serious problem!"

"Well...you have another radiator right? Can I have it"

"Well, if you want to pay me $200 as it is a brand new, four core radiator that I had modified to fit the tranny lines on a 67, yes you can have it, but not for free."

So this knuckle dragger goes around the club telling everyone how I ripped him off and sold him a lemon. Seriously, if there was a service I could employ to give people red hot burning Aids, the kind of Aids that results in blistering sores that erupt with fire ants, I would have paid good money to have him infected with it.

That was pretty much the point where I became really selective as to who I sold my cars to, it was just such an insult to sell a car so cheap and offer so much extra stuff to then have them get insulted when I didn't offer them a comprehensive service plan with it.

[bODYBAGGING]

EXACTLY!

Its the worse............ speaking of which Zachary, I would like to talk with you one day, We are going to be Madmaxing out a hearse for our haunted attraction, And I would love to pick your Brains seeing how you have the ultimate holocaust hearse on the planet!

[Haunti]

Shit. I hear you, I really, REALLY do. This is why I really don't sell hearses very often or cars in general.

He's telling the truth!!! I've seen his driveway.

[bODYBAGGING]

LOLOLOLOL haunti, That Funny stuff..... I know MY NEIGHBORS are like wtf, its feb and hes got the hearses out!

[Zachary]

EXACTLY!

Its the worse............ speaking of which Zachary, I would like to talk with you one day, We are going to be Madmaxing out a hearse for our haunted attraction, And I would love to pick your Brains seeing how you have the ultimate holocaust hearse on the planet!

Sure thing man, just shoot me a PM some time!