To all the D&D Dorks out there........I know we have some here

[tonytheskin]

Co-Creator of D&D Gary Gygax dies.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008...-gary-gyg.html

[HellCat]

Co-Creator of D&D Gary Gygax dies.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008...-gary-gyg.html

I don't know of any???

[tonytheskin]

Probably the same dorks who play paintball.

[LMS]

Probably the same dorks who play paintball.

Hey now you better watch what you................ crap! I am a paintball dork aren't I ?

[Chace]

*Rolling a 20 sided dies with a tear in my eye.*

[Morella]

Not me...I'm a BSG dork...and I've already chewed off four of my knuckles this year waiting for it.

...and now that they've turned off the 3's, I wanna see Lucy Lawless in Xena, Cylon Princess. Seriously, does anyone know what she's doing now, if anything?

The one who plays 6, I've forgotten her name...I was really disappointed to find out that she was married, but I would do her husband and suck start his bike just to get to her.

Opps, I forgot....I'm only a lesbian when I'm drunk.

...and when I'm sober!

Actually, I stole that line from a porno film. They don't reallly turn me on, but I like the funny ones, like Up In The Air (the full version), Behind The Green Door, and Maraschino Cherry. I threw away my copy of Up In The Air when I met Tony's kids, and they came to my house for the first time. That was the only porno movie I had on my shelves, and they went to it like a magnet. Seriously, it was the first movie they grabbed. I got rid of it because I didn't want them to see it, and next I know, we're taking them to Rocky Horror and karaoke. (Karaoke is often X-rated when I'm siinging.) I would give my left tit to have that movie back, but I can't find it anywhere.

BTW, what the hell were we talking about? I have to go get my glasses...I can't see what I just wrote.

-denise

[msc0nduct]

I used to play a little sexual D&D in the day.... But have not seen anything like that for years.

[tonytheskin]

I used to play a little sexual D&D in the day.... But have not seen anything like that for years.

????? Sexual D&D ?????

[msc0nduct]

yes, you never heard of it?

[Morella]

You sure you don't mean B&D? I've seen the dungeon, but no dragons.

Actually, why don't we listen to someone who has our moral health in mind:

After extensive research, the Christian Life Ministries concludes: "DUNGEONS & DRAGONS™ instead of a game is a teaching on demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide, assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, prostitution, Satan worship, gambling, Jungian psychology, barbarism, cannibalism, sadism, desecration, demon summoning. necromantics, divination and many more teachings, brought to you in living color direct from the pit of hell!!!"

This is strong language! But its truthfulness is established by a careful examination of the books. Look in almost any toy store or book store. You will probably find twenty or more books on how to play D&D™. They are complicated, intricate, bizarre, expensive (many selling for $10.95 each) -and popular!

Wow...I'll never play that game. snork snork

-denise

[msc0nduct]

Damn it Denise!!! YOU RUINED MY JOKE!

[Morella]

I'm sorry. You can tie me up and spank me when I come up there. I deserve it.

[msc0nduct]

I'm sorry. You can tie me up and spank me when I come up there. I deserve it.

You would like that entirely to much.

[Morella]

Here we have a paradox...the masochist says "Beat me" and the meanest thing that the sadist can do is say "No."

You're a real meanie.

[msc0nduct]

I know it. :P