necrophiliacs

76hearse

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Join Date: May 2006

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...........
THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING.......BUT..........
THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
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#1

necrophiliacs

03-04-2008, 08:49 PM

Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,
"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."
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msc0nduct

Prophet for L.D.S.

Join Date: Sep 2007

Posts: 1050

Don't be a...

It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds. ~by Samuel Adams
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#2

03-05-2008, 12:12 AM

gross, I did not even laugh.

I have one worse, but I will reserve it for later.
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laidbackryder

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Join Date: May 2006

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Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.\"
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#3

03-05-2008, 12:50 PM

ha ha ha i liked it !!!!!!
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