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Christian pearls of wisdom from the Internet:
"When troops invaded the home of Manuel Noriega...they found that he was wearing red underwear. In South America, red underwear is a magic, satanic undergarment worn to ward off the evil third eye."
"Over 75 percent of the cartoons on television today are of an occult nature. Look at the cute Smurfs. The whole basis of the Smurfs is that they are a group of little blue characters practicing the occult. They are usually busy creating caldrons of potions of witchcraft, casting spells, and putting hexes on people."
(This guy has been staring into the sun too long)
"Several years ago, the mayor of a major southern city was concerned about the quality of motion pictures showing in his community. He appointed a task force of five widely known, highly respected professional persons to view the "adult" films and make recommendations as far as content and quality. Within one year, four of the five members of the task force had themselves become involved in adultery and scandal."
"Dressing up in costumes and "trick or treating" to the neighbors is a carry over of the idea of making an offering to Satan and to the spirits to appease them. "Trick or treating" is a modern form of saying "offering or revenge." The grotesque and horrible masks our young people wear making themselves look like skeletons, dead people, or horrible monsters are symbolizing Satan and inspiring fear to get an offering."
These quotes aren't from Landover Baptist (one of the funniest sites I've seen). They really believe this shit.
-denise
"When troops invaded the home of Manuel Noriega...they found that he was wearing red underwear. In South America, red underwear is a magic, satanic undergarment worn to ward off the evil third eye."
"Over 75 percent of the cartoons on television today are of an occult nature. Look at the cute Smurfs. The whole basis of the Smurfs is that they are a group of little blue characters practicing the occult. They are usually busy creating caldrons of potions of witchcraft, casting spells, and putting hexes on people."
"It is interesting to see some of today's society believe in things they cannot see, smell, taste or feel. Today we are told of the different rays from the sun that can go into our eyes and damage the nerves and lose some of our eyesight. Yet, we respond to a scientist, who tells the general public this is what they have found and to do what they are told and buy certain sunglasses to protect their eyes and wear sun screen to protect against the "cancer inducing rays." Yet, mention to some Christians that there are demons running around trying to affect them in some way and they will look at you as if you have a third eye or the like."
(This guy has been staring into the sun too long)
"Several years ago, the mayor of a major southern city was concerned about the quality of motion pictures showing in his community. He appointed a task force of five widely known, highly respected professional persons to view the "adult" films and make recommendations as far as content and quality. Within one year, four of the five members of the task force had themselves become involved in adultery and scandal."
"Dressing up in costumes and "trick or treating" to the neighbors is a carry over of the idea of making an offering to Satan and to the spirits to appease them. "Trick or treating" is a modern form of saying "offering or revenge." The grotesque and horrible masks our young people wear making themselves look like skeletons, dead people, or horrible monsters are symbolizing Satan and inspiring fear to get an offering."
These quotes aren't from Landover Baptist (one of the funniest sites I've seen). They really believe this shit.
-denise