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I fucking knew it!!! Moses was TRIPPIN!
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He was up there for an awful long time. I feel sorry for the rest of the Israelites, down there building a golden bovine while Moses was up there for a long time. I think he had some drugs and didn't want to share them, but, then again, I would have to be on some good drugs to make a golden bovine critter and worship it.
How bout those people who threw their kids inside a golden bull and built a fire under it as an offering to their gods? Do you suppose, if they overcooked them, they smothered them in BBQ sauce? If I were a god, I wouldn't give them shit for burnt children.
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