YOU SUCK............

[LMS]

So after a good show today a few of us decided to have dinner at frontera. We were having a good time laughing and joking and discussing the Techno Viking......but something just wasn't right.
The place had one of these 1 man band guys there singing to and horribly butchering songs. He was really getting annoying. He absolutely slaughtered a Johnny cash song and we cringed.
Chris asked the manager to tell him never to sing johnny Cash again.

Then it happened..................... the ass hat played Ramones "I wanna be sedated"...and I just blew a fuse!

As soon as the song ended I stood up and yelled as loud as I could "YOU SUCK! GET OFF THE STAGE". The whole place got quiet, he looked at me and I pointed at him and gave him the finger!

The ass couldn't play for a few minutes as he cried to the manager, probably trying to get us kicked out.
I have to say though the guy did have some balls at least, as we left we had to walk by him and right in the middle of his song he looked at me and said "douche"... to which I gave him another finger.

But it felt complete!

[Guest]

yeah that was potentially the most entertaining thing all day.

xcept maybe that girl with the jeans up to her armpits that was getting waaay too exciting by revving up that guy's bike.

[HellCat]

I just had to find some good Karaoke Ramones!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BesMOFp9_LI

[Morella]

I don't think I'm ever going to get over that.

[Psychoholic]

that shit was so funny I was snickering about it when I went to bed. I couldn't god damn breathe I was laughing so hard at the time

[HellCat]

that shit was so funny I was snickering about it when I went to bed. I couldn't god damn breathe I was laughing so hard at the time

We're still laughing about it too......I'm afraid to sing around David now!


YOU SUCK!!!!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!!

[disPAIN'Sbac]

So after a good show today a few of us decided to have dinner at frontera. We were having a good time laughing and joking and discussing the Techno Viking......but something just wasn't right.
The place had one of these 1 man band guys there singing to and horribly butchering songs. He was really getting annoying. He absolutely slaughtered a Johnny cash song and we cringed.
Chris asked the manager to tell him never to sing johnny Cash again.

Then it happened..................... the ass hat played Ramones "I wanna be sedated"...and I just blew a fuse!

As soon as the song ended I stood up and yelled as loud as I could "YOU SUCK! GET OFF THE STAGE". The whole place got quiet, he looked at me and I pointed at him and gave him the finger!

The ass couldn't play for a few minutes as he cried to the manager, probably trying to get us kicked out.
I have to say though the guy did have some balls at least, as we left we had to walk by him and right in the middle of his song he looked at me and said "douche"... to which I gave him another finger.

But it felt complete!

why is it that we always end up at (even though I wasn't at this one) these Mexican places that always have these one man bands play that they BELIEVE is going to enhance the experience of dining at their establishment? When in reality they play WAY to loud, cause you to scream in conversation and insist on sucking not to mention butchering songs. CLASSICS. I play at certain places where volume and music selection is to enhance the dining or drinking experience. My song selection and volume is there to add some ambiance and "feel" to the experience as so maybe they will go tell a friend or two and therefore increase numbers as the weeks go by. Some places I play it's balls to the way and high energy selection becasuse it's the time and place. But not a dining establishment where good music is ok at an ok level not a level where we have to SCREAM. Myself I like to have dinner with friends and chat, not strain my vocal cords or repeat my order to the server 7 times cause she can't hear me over the monotony coming from the out of date cheap Peavey's. What these guys do keeps me away. Do they just not get it?

[disPAIN'Sbac]

yeah that was potentially the most entertaining thing all day.

xcept maybe that girl with the jeans up to her armpits that was getting waaay too exciting by revving up that guy's bike.

It wasn't the revving the bike that was getting the girl excited it's self. It was the horrendous vibrating FROM the revving the v-twin.

[tonytheskin]

That broad was retarded.

[Guest]

yeah you know the one i mean. she was not bad looking, but yes retarted

[disPAIN'Sbac]

That broad was retarded.

Hence why some people just shouldn't drink, earlier in the day we spoke, she was very polite flirty and carried on a lady like conversation and lady like pose. As I monitored her or stalked her through the day and more beer went down her throat the transformation begun and ended up acting a fool on the v-twin. All hotness went don the drain as quick as the gas that was being sucked outta the tank on the chopper she was on.

[Morella]

What I hate is when I get a little drunk and start telling an embarassing story, yelling over the music, and then the music suddenly stops...

Yeah, he grabbed the Vicks instead of the Vaseline and my cunt was sore for a week.

Why is everybody looking at me?