I received my economic stimulus today

[tonytheskin]

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.



If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .



If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.



If we purchase a computer it will go to India .



If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.



If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan.



If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.



As you see none of it will help the American economy.



The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA.



Thank you for your help and please support the US.

[Dasvigo]

Very good point, Ill pick me up a case of bourbon and find a good tattoo artist

[Morella]

Just hang on to it. I can guarantee you that they will want it back on next year's taxes. They do that to us every year.

Buying weed sounds good, though. I wish I could find someone to send a little to me anonymously in the mail. I'll send ya a money order, you drop it in the drive-up mail with a fictional return address.....

[jlprigmore]

Got mine in today. Was gonna spend it on some new wheels made right here in the good ole USA but than I'm off for 3 weeks so it will probably go to China and Arabs till the next paycheck rolls in. So much for keepin the money here in the u.s.