joke fer the day

[laidbackryder]

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class
section of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her
nose, and then shuddered quite violently once more. Assuming the woman
might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few
more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she
took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and said,
"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"

"Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. "I have a very rare
medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.
"I've never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking
anything for it?"

Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper

[Morella]

Maraschino Cherry.

Let's see if anyone else remembers...

-d

[laidbackryder]

Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he

entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: ....

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.



The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity

that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in

another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.





This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the

pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided

to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the

following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.



The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would

have to get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a

farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.



This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the

nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains

where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:



NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.



Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY?

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you

much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So,

be yourself and enjoy life ... stop worrying about

everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a lot happier

[AdamKane]

Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come upon a set of tracks. One blonde says to the other that they are bear tracks and the other replies that they are deer tracks. They start arguing about what kind of tracks they are for so long that they are both hit by a train.

[STODD]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

















































































You can't jelly your cock in a chick's ass!

[Scary Guy]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

You can't jelly your cock in a chick's ass!

What if it's flaccid?

or

What if you cover it in jelly?

[Flymanj3]

Maraschino Cherry.

Let's see if anyone else remembers...

-d

Ya

I liked the part where the girl was telling the guy "It's a proven fact... you can't get V.D. from a toilet seat"
"Well, if your sure" the guy says ... as they procede to screw on the can !!!

And the dungon S&M - HOT


OOPs - Don't know what your talking about