One big damned fish.

[Psychoholic]

Look at the size of this thing!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/photogalleries/giantcatfish/index.html

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Oh no! Someone caught the magical catfish! Now it can't grant people's wishes anymore...

[BIGEVIL]

The fish is not really that big. People in Thailand are just very small.

[Morella]

That one might be worth enduring the stench of Catfish Charlie to pull in.

I took my roommate and another girl skiing in my boat one time, and when the roommate got in the water, she was really stoned, and I thought I would mess with her head while she was putting her skis on, so I told her that there were 6-foot catfish in the bottom of the reservoir.

Hahahaha! She must have been having a bad buzz. I had a portable ladder, and she started banging on the boat and screaming for me to let her back in.

As for the people who are worried about the extinction of the giant catfish, who gives a shit? You can't see them from the top of the water anyway. The only way to appreciate them is to catch them and drag them out.