Moving cars

[Morella]

I've had a lot of fun this weekend. I got rid of the Deville, gave it away for free, and sold the truck, which had a bad rear mail seal leak and a throttle body problem.

I forgot that the deville had an exhaust pipe hanging down, though, and as I pulled the car out, it dug itself into the ground. I pushed the car back to get the stress off of the pipe and got my 4.5" DeWalt hand-held grinder to cut off the end of the pipe and it snapped back and ground some of my face off. It felt like getting hit with a baseball bat until the blood ran down over my glasses and I couldn't see. Then I had to go clean it. I'll attach a picture...sorry I forgot to take it while I was oozing blood and gore, but there is some nice puss, and some abrasions and lacerations. I told my doctor that I hated doctors and didn't trust any except him, and he said he would give me a weeks' worth of fast-acting pain medicine, but if the headaches didn't stop in a week, I had to agree to get an X-ray. He was glad I had two fewer cars to get hurt working on. We're down to four now, not counting the big rig, and I don't have to work on it.

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Jesus F'n Christ on a rubber crutch Denise! Would you quit hurting yourself already? You've talked about having a chick beat the SH!T out of you, but you shouldn't be doing it yourself!

I hope you get to feeling better, and that the injuries prove to be minor...

[Morella]

Thanks, but grinding my face with a grinding wheel is definitely NOT the way I normally masturbate.

It's not like one of my fantasies where a beautiful woman says, "Give me all of your money or I'll beat the shit out of you!", and I say, "Can't we make it AND instead of OR?"

Better read the disclaimer on this one. I might be on drugs or something,

[BIGEVIL]

At least you missed your eye!
Glad you are ok. Try to stay away from any more pain meds if you can.

[Morella]

Yeah, they cause constipation.

I may have to take my doctor's deal and get an X-ray. I think I might have cut into the bone. I get tired of going to the doctor and being told that there's nothing wrong with me, though, then getting charged a bunch of money. That's like throwing it down the sewer.

[Morella]

I got my X-rays done today. They did my shoulder too, since I haven't been able to lift anything with my right arm. Hopefuly I will hear the results tomorrow. I won't go into the hospital unless it's that or death, and I may even choose death. Hell couldn't be worse than a hospital, and it's just about as hard to get out of.

Since these grinders spin fast enough to gyroscope in your hand, many thousands of RPMs, I'm guessing that the whole 1/2" or so of rock went into my head before it bounced back out. The way it hit, the guard didn't do any good. It kind of looks like a vagina, doesn't it?

Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm huntin' vaginas.

Anyway, I've had headaches and hallucunations, lately, and I hate those because I can't remember what's real or what day it is, but I've had those before and maybe they'll stop again. At least those little gritty pieces of rock, bone, or whatever they were have stopped coming up. That was freaking me out.

Tony is supposed to be back tonight. He always says, "They need to get this stuff fixed", but who are "they"? The more doctors I see, the more worthless I think "they" are. The only one I like is my personal doctor, because he at least listens to what I say, and prescribes the medicines that I need.

[Bob Kinee]

You be careful out there Ma'am. I am surprised they didn't try to give you stitches.

[Flymanj3]

The way it hit, the guard didn't do any good. It kind of looks like a vagina, doesn't it?

Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm huntin' vaginas.
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OK, the temtation may be there, but please don't go taking the "Cat-O-9" and start wacking yourself in the face (it's not quite the same thing)

[Morella]

Having fun is mainly the reason I post this, to lighten my mood. Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis, although I do appreciate it.

X-rays say that I'm not hurt from the grinder, but from the shoulder, "mild to moderate degeneration and we'll get you a referral", which I've heard dozens of times and translates to, "We'll send ya to someone who will drain your wallet." I'll probably throw it in the trash.

Facial vagina is healing well. I pinched it shut with Band-Aids, no surgery or super glue, although it was recommended. I've just about stopped listening to doctors.

[Morella]

well...I continue to have frontal headaches and trouble thinking, so I guess I have a concussion, maybe. Fuck it, I'm not even going to seek treatment. I told my doctor and he had no comment.

Now let me make this perfectly clear...I have no intent to commit suicide by eating pop-tarts, but I can't help but wonder if there is a next world, and if there is, the motherfucker has to be better than this one, at least for me. There are times when I wish I could go to sleep and not have to wake up to another day of either boredom or the risk of an injury.

I know, I know...,"You need to find some new hobbies, Denise". Uggh.