A sex suggestion for you guys

[Morella]

If your idea of foreplay is clawing her vagina open with your fingers and getting it over with, at least trim your god damned fingernails!

Don't ask me why I thought of that just now...

-denise

[Psychoholic]

This has been a public cervix announcement...

[Riff Raff]

You gotta lick it before you stick it!!!!!

[disPAIN'Sbac]

If I know I'm in for action I clip and file my shit down!!! But she better keep the fuckin teeth back and away!

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

I don't mind teeth if she has at least a passing relationship with a razor and scissors...

[Morella]

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I don't mind teeth if she has at least a passing relationship with a razor and scissors...

OK, there's a reason why there's a whole rack of tweezers at Walgreen's and a hundred electrologists in the phone book...nobody's perfect...

...but if she's growing something between her teeth, it's probably not a beard.

[Flymanj3]

If your idea of foreplay is clawing her vagina open with your fingers and getting it over with, at least trim your god damned fingernails!

Don't ask me why I thought of that just now...

-denise

Same goes for you women - trim your toenails

[Morella]

My back is messed up. Why don't you give me a pedicure, and paint them passionate pink?

[Morella]

This has been a public cervix announcement...

Did I mention that that was funny as hell? If I were doing stage comedy, I'd put it in my notebook.

But she better keep the fuckin teeth back and away!

One of these days, you'll meet a woman who knows how to use those teeth, and you will never, ever forget her, no matter how hard you try.

[laidbackryder]

i like to take two wooden pencils and roll out the lips.
insert face and pull the pencils out quickly,
then let the flapping begin. !!!!!!!!!!

flap..flap, flapp, flappppp

[Morella]

i like to take two wooden pencils and roll out the lips.
insert face and pull the pencils out quickly,
then let the flapping begin. !!!!!!!!!!

flap..flap, flapp, flappppp

If you've ever wondered what true romance is...

...that ain't it.

[Morella]

Same goes for you women - trim your toenails

OK, Superfly. My toenails are trimmed. I even touched them up with an emery board and a little clear coat, just for you. Bring it on over and let's see what you've got.

[Scary Guy]

If your idea of foreplay is clawing her vagina open with your fingers and getting it over with, at least trim your god damned fingernails!

Don't ask me why I thought of that just now...

-denise

Yeah well it just makes it harder to dig them into her back and claw it up when they're trimmed.

[Flymanj3]

OK, Superfly. My toenails are trimmed. I even touched them up with an emery board and a little clear coat, just for you. Bring it on over and let's see what you've got.

[Morella]

Yeah well it just makes it harder to dig them into her back and claw it up when they're trimmed.

Yeah, but that's a better idea of foreplay...