Post-election procedure changes

[Morella]

Have you noticed that every time you're admitted to the hospital after being whacked on the head or whatever, somebody always asks you the president's name, as a standard brain function test? Then sometimes they ask you the previous president's name.

I tried to do it this morning (before taking my medicine, even), and I wrote:

Black M'Bwamba
Black Bwana
Erack Malumbo
Iroc Maramba
Abwoomba Infantaride
Manacan Begana

Then I just gave up.

[Scary Guy]

Achmed Hussain Terrorist?

Sorry, I think it's funny.