A very clever truck driver in Ohio recently was unable to get home to vote on election day, so he stopped and registered and voted with ACORN three times...for McCain! One time, he got $5, and the other two times, a carton of smokes. He was able to get $40 for the smokes, so thanks to ACORN for $45 and three votes against Labwamba.
Wait...why am I saying thanks? Of course I don't know this person.
Wait...why am I saying thanks? Of course I don't know this person.