Oh, what a great fucking feeling

[Morella]

I made my phone calls, sorted all of my paperwork and spread it out over the living room floor, which is the only way I have enough room to do it, installed Quickbooks and set up my accounts, and there isn't a fucking thing that I can do until someone returns one of my calls. Even the floor is vacuumed, and I can fuck off without feeling an ounce of guilt until the phone rings. I think I'll pick up my cordless phone and cell and take a Calgon™ bath.

-denise