quote for the day

[laidbackryder]

If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

[Scary Guy]

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."

[Guest]

but if you join the military, you are uniformed?

[Riff Raff]

Remember it is not solicition of a prositute if you give her the money in a birthday card.

[dead ed]

So Riff. Do you know this from experience?

[laidbackryder]

answer me this

Question -
When you apply for Welfare
In Mexico what does that Government give you?


Answer -
A map of the United States