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  • WATCH THIS!!!

    A friend of mine who used to work for Cartoon Network showed me this site where you can make your own cartoon shorts.

    This is my first attempt...

    (Disclaimer: foul language ahead matey!)


  • #2
    Ok so I already did another...

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    • #3
      I tried cartooning. It's hard work!!! I did the voice tracks with Acid loops and Goldwave, then the backgrounds, masks, layers, animation, and all with Sony Vegas and Animation Shop. I found that the hardest part was lining up the mouth movements with the words. After spending 6 months to make 10 minutes of cartoon footage, I decided to just make the soundtracks, since I was only doing them for my family anyway. This cartooning program that you find looks like it might be a little easier.

      These are some fun Acid loops and a cut that I made for a game called "Evangelist Wars". They're copyrighted, so don't steal them.

      This was a background for the bar.


      This was a porn groove for the whorehouse. I couldn't find a good porn loop anywhere, so I wrote mine. The instrument that does the melody, I call the "Skin Flute". I won't tell you how I created it.


      Background music for the men's restroom


      And if you can imagine me playing a pipe organ...I wrote this and played it on a cheap Casio keyboard.


      The lyrics go:
      I lift my penis to the Lord and his eternal might
      I lift my penis to the Lord, a choirboy for to dight
      Bend 'or ye holy hosts, give my what I like
      I lift my penis to the Lord, into the Holy Light

      Now we pass the plate around, your money put inside
      It adds to the wealth of this church and to the preacher's pride
      If you pass the plate on by, no money put inside
      Then poverty and pestilence shall be yours by and by.

      (There's a final bass lick with the "AMEN", but I wanted a real bassline and I didn't get around to playing it. The Fender is kind of buried behind Tony's stuff.

      Geez, I wish I had the time to get this game finished.

      -denise





      -dee

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      • #4
        Brilliant. Now I know what I'll be wasting my time with this weekend.
        Guess the Christmas lights stay up another day.

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        • #5
          I'd still F your face! LMAO!

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