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A Lutheran a Catholic and a Scientologist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks them what they would like to drink.
The Lutheran says that he will have Scotch on the rocks
and the Catholic says that he will have a glass of wine.
The Scientologist says that he'll have a beer.
The bartender comes back and places the scotch in front of the Lutheran and the wine in front of the Catholic and starts to walk away.
The Scientologist say to the bartender "Hey where's my beer." and the bartender says "Yeah right, like you've got any money."
The bartender asks them what they would like to drink.
The Lutheran says that he will have Scotch on the rocks
and the Catholic says that he will have a glass of wine.
The Scientologist says that he'll have a beer.
The bartender comes back and places the scotch in front of the Lutheran and the wine in front of the Catholic and starts to walk away.
The Scientologist say to the bartender "Hey where's my beer." and the bartender says "Yeah right, like you've got any money."